Man Catches Fire in San Francisco Porn Shop

[line-em-up]

WTF!!

SAN FRANCISCO - Talk about getting hot and bothered: a man somehow caught on fire while watching adult movies at a porn shop Wednesday evening, fire officials said.

According to the San Francisco Weekly, the man was inside a viewing booth in the adult bookstore in the Mission district.

Witnesses say he suddenly burst out of the store, his clothes in flames. Several firemen were about a block away working on an unrelated case, and were able to quickly respond.

The victim suffered life-threatening injuries and is at a local hospital.

Lt. Troy Dangerfield with the San Francisco Fire Department says investigators are not sure how or why the man started the fire.



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[quikag]

That is some kinky shit.

[Snatch Napkin]

He forgot the lube and caught his junk on fire from too much friction.

[chuckacosta]

Trying to light a cig and dropped his jaw along with cig when he saw something he couldn't believe?

[Moose242]

He forgot the lube and caught his junk on fire from too much friction.

Damnit, I was going to make some sort of friction joke.

[Pro88LX]

Typical San Fransisco flamer

[talisman]

Damnit, I was going to make some sort of friction joke.

Fucking same here. Fuck you, Robert!

[MutherjuggZ]

He forgot the lube and caught his junk on fire from too much friction.

That's some freaky shit when that happens

[Snatch Napkin]

Damnit, I was going to make some sort of friction joke.

Fucking same here. Fuck you, Robert!

LMFAO!!

That's some freaky shit when that happens

Eh, you get use to it.

[Wicked98Snake]

Too much warming lube? I will admit my first thought was friction but that angle was already covered.

[347Mike]

I bet he will use a synthetic blend next time!

[71chevellejohn]

He was just showing his hand his romantic side by lighting some candles to set the mood.

[jluv]

I bet it was friction that caused it!

[Sean88gt]

The dude had no lube and got a friction burn!

[Txstang1]

no Doc, I don't think you understand. when I piss, FIRE shoot out my dick.