Heard something interesting

[KBScobravert]

the first time I said "I do" would have been "nevermind, what was I thinking?"

[BP]

Having a straight and a flush draw on the flop and building the pot up to $1300 before sucking out a flush against a set on the last card. Sometimes playing sheriff costs you all your chips! Throw out over $500 on a semi bluff and getting called sure will make you anxious.

[jluv]

Shut up, newb.

No, you really are doing it wrong. The options are endless and you were apparently thinking too hard.

Stack them like pancakes in missionary and get behind them and alternate twats.

Get them doing 69 and walk from one end to the other alternating the mouth/twat combo.

Bang one doggy while the other works your balls and her twat from underneath. Bang one on her back with you sitting up while the other sits on the bangee's face and sucks on your tongue.

Then switch with the bangee and have one ride your cock while the other rides your face. Then make them switch.

Repeat.

[Osiris]

^brb. Gotta go fap now.

[Sean88gt]

^brb. Gotta go fap now.

To an image of Jared??

I would go back to the summer of 91 and tell my grandpa goodbye. I had a hard time dealing with his cancer and during a moment of awareness I didn't seize the chance to thank him or tell him goodbye. It has bugged me for 20 yrs.

[Osiris]

To an image of Jared??

I would go back to the summer of 91 and tell my grandpa goodbye. I had a hard time dealing with his cancer and during a moment of awareness I didn't seize the chance to thank him or tell him goodbye. It has bugged me for 20 yrs.

LOL! The story, not Jared.

[Sean88gt]

LOL! The story, not Jared.

Are you saying that Jared is unattractive?

[bcoop]

To an image of Jared??

I would go back to the summer of 91 and tell my grandpa goodbye. I had a hard time dealing with his cancer and during a moment of awareness I didn't seize the chance to thank him or tell him goodbye. It has bugged me for 20 yrs.

My God, the horror. What has been seen, can not be unseen.

[chuckacosta]

I've said this before. I know I have. The time that I was going to see my "new" girlfriend at her house in Fort Worth. I lived in Plano. I was in the mid cities, drving, talking to my sister in law. She was chewing me out for going to see this girl. Somehow some way my SIL knew that this bitch was gonna suck the life out of me. I refused to listen. I kept driving and low and behold the next three years were the hardest of my life.

So......to relive the moment, I'd turn the fucking car around and keep living my life. Life was good for me before that moment.

[Osiris]

Are you saying that Jared is unattractive?

I am.

[jluv]

Buncha jealous whities!

[Sean88gt]

I am.

Forgot that messicans hate blacks.

Buncha jealous whities!

Did you have the biggest tits?

[jluv]

Did you have the biggest tits?

Not that I even have huge moobs now, but these crazy adventures happened when I was fit as a fiddle. So no. In fact, looking back on the clearest threesome memory I have, one of the chicks had tits the size of volleyballs. Big WHITE fleshy volleyballs. Her stage name was Gina but her real name was Shelly. And just trust me when I tell you that what I posted so far was tame in comparison to rest of the story from that night.

That said, and to get back on topic, that still wouldn't be the 5 minutes I'd want to relive. Oh, the memories. And the mammaries!

[talisman]

Not that I even have huge moobs now, but these crazy adventures happened when I was fit as a fiddle. So no. In fact, looking back on the clearest threesome memory I have, one of the chicks had tits the size of volleyballs. Big WHITE fleshy volleyballs. Her stage name was Gina but her real name was Shelly. And just trust me when I tell you that what I posted so far was tame in comparison to rest of the story from that night.

That said, and to get back on topic, that still wouldn't be the 5 minutes I'd want to relive. Oh, the memories. And the mammaries!

I hear 93LXHORSE is writing the screenplay to this event as we speak.

[jluv]

I hear 93LXHORSE is writing the screenplay to this event as we speak.

I would post the whole story here, but that might be disrespectful if my ol' lady ever wandered over here or caught wind of it.

So, be sure to ask me some time when she isn't around!

<---former heathen!