I just had to share this Craigslist ad

[crooner]

See bold text and what a hunk of crap for $2800

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/2323871777.html

acura integra - $2800 (irving, tx)

Hey everybody, I am in need of selling my integra import project. I have put a ton of work & money into it over the pas months & I got very lucky with the motor swap, I put it in, it is a Acura Integra B18b1 motor with 1000hp motor mounts..... I put the B18b1 engine & transmission, 100% rebuilt with all brand new internals i got a new clutch and new brakes on it. new hood new bumper and more.

open to take any trades but most be import only.

BAD: needs body work, new paint job, a brake line, it needs A/C.....

any other questions just text or call my cell (214) 779-3384

[grove rat]

fucking retard

[JimD]

What a pile of shit!

[1bad?]

what a dip shit

[Stephen]

gsr's are cool with light mods and get around town pretty good.. but fuck some stupid looking stuff like that

[Racewerx]

What is wrong with you people? It has 1000hp motor mounts for Christ sake!!

[openroadracer]

What is wrong with you people? It has 1000hp motor mounts for Christ sake!!

[Ted]

Of course its in Irving.

[ram57ta]

wow. Just fucking WOW. I wish it was legal to just shoot people sometimes.

[OreoStang]

What a pile of shit

[mustangguy289]

Try 2 smoke him

[SVTNorthTexas]

Nice pics of the "new" B18b1 engine with 1000HP and motor mounts...Oh wait..they don't exist!! FAIL!!!!!!

[mustang_marc]

Try 2 smoke me? What a pile!

[MutherjuggZ]

I wonder if he'll take 2k cash straight up? That's one hell of a deal!