Why do women wear tight clothes?

[ceyko]

let me think. chain smoke, shit in the shower, drink (nasty bosnian) coffee all day long, fucked up teeth, wear pants that push their muffin tops up, no definition to their legs, overdose themselves in perfume like a french whorehouse, talk like a russian.....nah I will pass. We have 15,000 or so employees and 80% are bosnian and a third of those are women. I work with a few of them.

I lived in Bosnia for awhile, you're having completely different exposure then I did.

[Treasure Chest]

I think that part of it, is that they are just waiting on those comments so they can cash in on a free ride. It's like a built in race card.

Boss needs to evaluate the dress code and put in their no tight or revealing clothing.

After a fair bit of trial and error, I've come to this conclusion:

Women dress that way so that men or women that THEY want to look at them can do so. E'rybody else is a creepy fuck that can go die in a tire fire.

Knowing which category you fit into can be the difference between a sexual harassment suit and a good time.

This about sums it up, the only addition is "women are scandalous bitches."

[talisman]

I've fired for drama. Nothing moves me from on a chick's side to wanting to kill her with fire and used oil like tears and emotional outbursts.

I haven't. Instead I've pushed exactly the right buttons, causing them to go into a screaming fit, storm out the door yelling that they fucking quit and were sick of my shit. I'm sure they thought they were really going out with a bang. If they would have turned around they would have seen me dancing a jig, with a huge grin on my face, reveling in the fact that I put a fucking steering wheel in their back and drove them to exactly to what I wanted them to do without me having to worry about an unemployment claim or waiting 2 months while I made a long enough paper trail to get rid of them. It's a fucking artform.

[Juiced4v]

Boss needs to evaluate the dress code and put in their no tight or revealing clothing.

This is what he is doing!

H.R made him fire him on the spot!

[MutherjuggZ]

And then complain when men check them out or make comments? I don’t get it? My buddy told me he had to fire a guy this morning because he commented on a chicks body that works for him, I guess she didn’t like it....but he said she dresses all tight clothes daily. Confused.....You want to attract attention but bitch about it when it happens? And he is scared to send pics!

Sounds like your buddy needs to have a discussion on proper dresscode

[jluv]

It's his dumbass fault for saying something. You NEVER say it out loud.

Yep.

Why the hell would anyone question or have issue with decent looking women wearing tight clothes to work? Be thankful! And if there is any doubt about whether or not it would be 100% okay to make a comment, you don't. You should be able to tell, and if not, just err on the side of caution.

In other words, stop harrassing the chicks so you don't ruin it for everyone. It's okay for them to wear tight shit, and it's okay for you to LOOK, but that's it.

If you think it's okay to make a comment, do you also think it's okay to reach out and grab the goods? Is it okay to whip out your dingaling and start slapping her in the back of the neck while she's checking her emails? Is it okay to duct tape her hands and feet, throw her in your trunk, and then take her home and keep her in your homemade dungeon where you expose her to nothing but black light and Eddie Rabbit's Greatest Hits and feed her salami and milk and force her to poop-spray on canvas so you can sell them as paintings to old Indian people at Trader's Village? On a Tuesday? On a motherfucking Tuesday?!?!? I hate this airplane!

[MutherjuggZ]

Yep.

Why the hell would anyone question or have issue with decent looking women wearing tight clothes to work? Be thankful! And if there is any doubt about whether or not it would be 100% okay to make a comment, you don't. You should be able to tell, and if not, just err on the side of caution.

In other words, stop harrassing the chicks so you don't ruin it for everyone. It's okay for them to wear tight shit, and it's okay for you to LOOK, but that's it.

If you think it's okay to make a comment, do you also think it's okay to reach out and grab the goods? Is it okay to whip out your dingaling and start slapping her in the back of the neck while she's checking her emails? Is it okay to duct tape her hands and feet, throw her in your trunk, and then take her home and keep her in your homemade dungeon where you expose her to nothing but black light and Eddie Rabbit's Greatest Hits and feed her salami and milk and force her to poop-spray on canvas so you can sell them as paintings to old Indian people at Trader's Village? On a Tuesday? On a motherfucking Tuesday?!?!? I hate this airplane!

Ohhhh shit I'm rolling! and YES!!!! ON A MOTHERFUCKING TUESDAY!!

[Mrs Holeshot]

Why do men have homosexual fantasies?

[Grimpala]

yep.

Why the hell would anyone question or have issue with decent looking women wearing tight clothes to work? Be thankful! And if there is any doubt about whether or not it would be 100% okay to make a comment, you don't. You should be able to tell, and if not, just err on the side of caution.

In other words, stop harrassing the chicks so you don't ruin it for everyone. It's okay for them to wear tight shit, and it's okay for you to look, but that's it.

If you think it's okay to make a comment, do you also think it's okay to reach out and grab the goods? Is it okay to whip out your dingaling and start slapping her in the back of the neck while she's checking her emails? Is it okay to duct tape her hands and feet, throw her in your trunk, and then take her home and keep her in your homemade dungeon where you expose her to nothing but black light and eddie rabbit's greatest hits and feed her salami and milk and force her to poop-spray on canvas so you can sell them as paintings to old indian people at trader's village? On a tuesday? On a motherfucking tuesday?!?!? I hate this airplane!

this is the win!!

[helosailor]

let me think. chain smoke, shit in the shower, drink (nasty bosnian) coffee all day long, fucked up teeth, wear pants that push their muffin tops up, no definition to their legs, overdose themselves in perfume like a french whorehouse, talk like a russian.....nah I will pass. We have 15,000 or so employees and 80% are bosnian and a third of those are women. I work with a few of them.

I was gonna say pics or it didn't happen, but that's ok.

Maybe they just shipped all the scallywags to Asscrackistan for your viewing pleasure.

[matts5.0]

Yep.

Why the hell would anyone question or have issue with decent looking women wearing tight clothes to work? Be thankful! And if there is any doubt about whether or not it would be 100% okay to make a comment, you don't. You should be able to tell, and if not, just err on the side of caution.

In other words, stop harrassing the chicks so you don't ruin it for everyone. It's okay for them to wear tight shit, and it's okay for you to LOOK, but that's it.

If you think it's okay to make a comment, do you also think it's okay to reach out and grab the goods? Is it okay to whip out your dingaling and start slapping her in the back of the neck while she's checking her emails? Is it okay to duct tape her hands and feet, throw her in your trunk, and then take her home and keep her in your homemade dungeon where you expose her to nothing but black light and Eddie Rabbit's Greatest Hits and feed her salami and milk and force her to poop-spray on canvas so you can sell them as paintings to old Indian people at Trader's Village? On a Tuesday? On a motherfucking Tuesday?!?!? I hate this airplane!

mother fucking YES!!!

[Trip McNeely]

After a fair bit of trial and error, I've come to this conclusion:

Women dress that way so that men or women that THEY want to look at them can do so. E'rybody else is a creepy fuck that can go die in a tire fire.

Knowing which category you fit into can be the difference between a sexual harassment suit and a good time.

Wow. This is SPOT on. Bravo.

[Trip McNeely]

yep.

Why the hell would anyone question or have issue with decent looking women wearing tight clothes to work? Be thankful! And if there is any doubt about whether or not it would be 100% okay to make a comment, you don't. You should be able to tell, and if not, just err on the side of caution.

In other words, stop harrassing the chicks so you don't ruin it for everyone. It's okay for them to wear tight shit, and it's okay for you to look, but that's it.

If you think it's okay to make a comment, do you also think it's okay to reach out and grab the goods? Is it okay to whip out your dingaling and start slapping her in the back of the neck while she's checking her emails? Is it okay to duct tape her hands and feet, throw her in your trunk, and then take her home and keep her in your homemade dungeon where you expose her to nothing but black light and eddie rabbit's greatest hits and feed her salami and milk and force her to poop-spray on canvas so you can sell them as paintings to old indian people at trader's village? On a tuesday? On a motherfucking tuesday?!?!? I hate this airplane!

boom. [/thread]

[Grape]

sounds like this cat wasn't a closer..........

[QuickLS1CHK]

Yep.

Why the hell would anyone question or have issue with decent looking women wearing tight clothes to work? Be thankful! And if there is any doubt about whether or not it would be 100% okay to make a comment, you don't. You should be able to tell, and if not, just err on the side of caution.

In other words, stop harrassing the chicks so you don't ruin it for everyone. It's okay for them to wear tight shit, and it's okay for you to LOOK, but that's it.

If you think it's okay to make a comment, do you also think it's okay to reach out and grab the goods? Is it okay to whip out your dingaling and start slapping her in the back of the neck while she's checking her emails? Is it okay to duct tape her hands and feet, throw her in your trunk, and then take her home and keep her in your homemade dungeon where you expose her to nothing but black light and Eddie Rabbit's Greatest Hits and feed her salami and milk and force her to poop-spray on canvas so you can sell them as paintings to old Indian people at Trader's Village? On a Tuesday? On a motherfucking Tuesday?!?!? I hate this airplane!

Yahtzee!