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  • Iceland's penis museum finally gets human specimen

    Where is debbiedoesdallas? She would find this interesting.



    The world's only genuine penis museum, The Icelandic Phallological Museum, is dedicated to collecting, studying and presenting actual phalluses and all things phallic.


    LONDON – In life, Pall Arason sought attention. In death, he is getting it: The 95-year-old Icelander's pickled penis will be the main attraction in one of his country's most bizarre museums.

    Sigurdur Hjartarson, who runs the Phallological Museum in the tiny Icelandic fishing town of Husavik, said Arason's organ will help round out the unusual institution's extensive collection of phalluses from whales, seals, bears and other mammals.

    Several people had pledged their penises over the years — including an American, a Briton, and a German — but Arason's was the first to be successfully donated, Hjartarson said.

    "I have just been waiting for this guy for 15 years," he told The Associated Press in a brief telephone interview.

    Hjartarson's museum started in Reykjavik but has since moved to Husavik, a small community better known for its whale watching. The Phallological Museum is an important part of the region's tourist industry, bringing in thousands of visitors every summer.

    Highlights of the museum's collection include a 170-centimeter (67-inch) sperm whale penis preserved in formaldehyde, lampshades made from bull testicles and what the museum described as an "unusually big" penis bone from a Canadian walrus.

    Hjartarson, 69, said his interest in what he calls "phallology" began when, as a youngster in rural Iceland, he was given a whip made from a bull's penis to help him herd cattle. Later, when he worked at a school near a whaling station, colleagues brought him whale penises as gifts.

    "That was how it started. I opened this museum 15 years ago with 62 specimens," he said. Now, with the addition of Arason's organ, he has 276, many suspended in formaldehyde or dried and mounted on the walls.

    Photos posted to the museum's website show small army of ghostly, whitish penises stuffed into jars, tall glass cylinders and large aquariums. There are sculptures, molds and other penis-related craft items. Outside, the museum has a large tree trunk carved into the shape of an erect phallus.

    Most items are donations from friends and well-wishers, people listed on the museum's website as "honorary members."

    Arason was described by Hjartarson as a former tourism worker who died Jan. 5 in the nearby town of Akureyri. Thorvaldur Ingvarsson, the medical director of Akureyri's hospital, didn't give a cause of death but said the specimen was removed from the body under the supervision of a doctor.

    The phallus was officially installed in a ceremony last week, Hjartarson said, adding that he saw nothing wrong with the idea of having someone donate their penis to be shown off to the public.

    "People are always donating some organ after they died," he said. "It's no more remarkable to donate a penis than it is to donate an organ like a kidney."

    Hjartarson said the donation fit with Arason's personality.

    "He liked to be in the limelight, you know? He was a funny guy," he said. "He was a boaster, a braggart ... he liked to be provocative."

    But the museum director was coy when asked about the size of his newest acquisition.

    "I can't tell you that," Hjartarson said. "You will just have to come and see it."
    Stevo
    Originally posted by SSMAN
    ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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    There's a dick joke in there somewhere, just don't want to read it all to find it.
    G'Day Mate

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Grimpala View Post
      There's a dick joke in there somewhere, just don't want to read it all to find it.
      The guy was a real prick in life and wanted to pickle his legacy.

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      • #4
        I always said my cock belongs in a museum. Unfortunatly the Smithsonian only has 20 foot ceilings!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by stevo View Post
          The phallus was officially installed in a ceremony last week, Hjartarson said, adding that he saw nothing wrong with the idea of having someone donate their penis to be shown off to the public.
          Heh. Robert doesn't either, his is just still attached and functional.

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          • #6
            Hjartarson loves the cock.
            .

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            • #7
              LOL Daisydoesdallas is looking up directions on how to "pickle" a penis.
              Last edited by mstng86; 04-12-2011, 01:51 PM.

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              • #8
                Daisy............

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
                  LOL Daisydoesdallas is looking up directions on how to "pickle" a penis.

                  Like she would need directions. Her lack of response is simply indicative of the fact that she is already on plane bound to Iceland.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by talisman View Post
                    Like she would need directions. Her lack of response is simply indicative of the fact that she is already on plane bound to Iceland.
                    "it sure didn't fuck like a vlasic"

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by talisman View Post
                      I always said my cock belongs in a museum. Unfortunatly the Smithsonian only has 20 foot ceilings!
                      I bet Jodi begs to differ
                      www.dfwdirtriders.com

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
                        "it sure didn't fuck like a vlasic"

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