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[TEAMJACOB]

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[TEAMJACOB]

My Porn Watching Pig Boyfriend

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Date: 2010-03-05, 1:18PM EST

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So you like watching these porn-sluts get pounded and creamed? OK, I get it, I kind of like some of that too. It's rather entertaining, if not slightly disturbing/fascinating to WATCH.

But now you're getting all fucked up with me, and although I keep taking it from you, you're probably on the way out, and I'm trying to think of ways to get you back. Because, at the end of the day, the "new" hardcore is rather degrading, and there are too many limits being pushed. Here are a few of mine that keep getting tested:

1) If you don't stop slapping my tits and pinching my nipples that way, you won't ever see them again. I hope you like my parka, cause it's going to become my new lingerie.

2) Don't ever spit on my face again, I think I made that clear, sorry about the sore balls.

3) I used to feel proud that I could swallow, now I feel pretty gross after you dick whip me and make me eat it off your cock and fingers like it's punishment. I would do all that for you anyway, but when you hold my hair and call me names and make me, there's that line I was talking about.

4) Pussy to mouth is kind of freaky, I'm totally ok with that. Ass to mouth is something else altogether, stop even joking about it. If you should ever decide to "forge ahead" with that one and see how it goes, I'll bite your fucking dick off, I swear I will. If I don't manage that in the moment, I'll get you in your sleep.

Thanks for listening sweetheart. By the way how did your coffee taste this morning?


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[ceyko]

She sounds like a good time.

[sc281]

She sounds like a good time.

Hell yea!

[Your Name Here]

Reply- Well Your Grandma liked it so much I wanted to try it with you. If you are going to be that stuck up about experimenting than I'll just go back over to her house. She makes me cookies.

[71chevellejohn]

Reply - I'm sorry if you were confused and thought you were my girlfriend. You're not. You're just the chick that I call when my girlfriend is out of town or otherwise busy and I feel the need for a release. Apparently in your eyes I'm doing something right or else you wouldn't keep letting me come over and (to use your word) degrade you. I'm going to keep doing what I'm doing until I find someone else to fill your positions. And when I do cut you off, I give it 2 days before you're calling me up, begging me to go ass to mouth on you.
So, in closing, I recommend you just sit back and enjoy it like we all know you do. And when I say "we", I mean you, me, and everyone else that I showed the videos to. Before you have a chance to think about it, yes I filmed us - ask nicely and I'll send you the link.

[TEAMJACOB]

Reply - I'm sorry if you were confused and thought you were my girlfriend. You're not. You're just the chick that I call when my girlfriend is out of town or otherwise busy and I feel the need for a release. Apparently in your eyes I'm doing something right or else you wouldn't keep letting me come over and (to use your word) degrade you. I'm going to keep doing what I'm doing until I find someone else to fill your positions. And when I do cut you off, I give it 2 days before you're calling me up, begging me to go ass to mouth on you.
So, in closing, I recommend you just sit back and enjoy it like we all know you do. And when I say "we", I mean you, me, and everyone else that I showed the videos to. Before you have a chance to think about it, yes I filmed us - ask nicely and I'll send you the link.

lol. that came out so smooth it was scary