If it were your last day on earth

[JC316]

Squirrel suit base jumping, dive the barrier reef, snowboard on the alps. The finest tequila in the world, a pile of blow the size of a toaster and the best escort that money can buy. Then spend the last moments with my family.

[Damnittsteve]

id kill myself live streaming on dfwstangs for ya'lls enjoyment

[scootro]

remember leaving las vegas with nicolas cage? well i'd do that in 24hrs

[ceyko]

Probably want to wake up (whenever the timer started) with the wife sitting on my face and spinning around for a bit of 69'ing.

Get some coffee and a little breakfast.

Go do it 2-3 more times, letting the mood decide.

Eat a little lunch or late lunch, depending how much of a champ I've been.

Stretch warm up, while all her cute friends roll in and I pick 2, 3 or 4 for her to team up with. The others will sit on the bench, warm in case of injury or otherwise called into the game. I'll just randomly poke/lick things on them til completion. This shall continue until I'm dead.

[71chevellejohn]

I think you're about to get raped.

JK

I prefer the phrase "Loved Tenderly"

id kill myself live streaming on dfwstangs for ya'lls enjoyment

Nobody would even see it over there.

[TEAMJACOB]

Ha. And you are just as gay as that other homo, no matter who you are.

Stevo

Not true. I hold this spot alone