In the news today:
A rabid squirrel terrorized the students of a local Jr High. It's movements were far to fast to walk away from. The students were unable to go to class because the squirrel scampering quickly from classroom to classroom biting and scratching every cracker child it could find. Shutting doors had little effect on this 8oz powerhouse, as this squirrel possessed super-rodent strength and was able to not only turn doorknobs, but also open windows, dial telephones and leap tall bushes in a single bound.
are you? do you carry boxes with you? i guess things are different in the county cause i carry a rope for livestock but no boxes...
This is hopeless. See, he's at a SCHOOL. Office supplies like paper come in boxes. Schools use office supplies and a box shouldn't be too damned terribly difficult to come by. Also (and I'm just spit-balling here, but try to stick with my train of thought) there might be somebody at the school who has a ball cap. Or maybe a towel. The point I'm tryin' to make is you can catch small animals by throwing something over them, then scooping them up.
WTF do you do with a rope with no saddle horn to dally up on, or are you horseback?
This is hopeless. See, he's at a SCHOOL. Office supplies like paper come in boxes. Schools use office supplies and a box shouldn't be too damned terribly difficult to come by. Also (and I'm just spit-balling here, but try to stick with my train of thought) there might be somebody at the school who has a ball cap. Or maybe a towel. The point I'm tryin' to make is you can catch small animals by throwing something over them, then scooping them up.
WTF do you do with a rope with no saddle horn to dally up on, or are you horseback?
Forget all that running around it's a damn rodent kick it, spray it or hit it with your asp I don't care but I'm not about to be on the call long enough to walk around looking for boxes. Besides that those things scare me...
I usually tie them to the bumper til the livestock officer shows. The other day we dropped the rope before getting a pony that had been evading us for a while so my partner put it in a headlock. Pretty sure I saw it tap out!
I'll wait to make judgment until after I've heard the squirrel's side of the story.
LOL, this!
"It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."
I don't think pepper spraying the poor thing was right and I am in no way defending the cop in this one but did anyone else see how that damn thing was charging him? Most of the squirrels I encounter you can face their direction and then haul ass in the other direction..
Originally posted by Cmarsh93z
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