My brother broke his face

[Vertnut]

I'm not doubting that a person needs to be very athletic to play soccer on any kind of professional level, but I'm pretty sure a Jon jones elbow to the face isn't the norm, like in other sports where contact is not only not frowned upon by a gay frenchman, but encouranged and desired to be as painful as possible.

No pads or helmet...shit happens. Full-speed collisions occur every once in a while, and it's not pretty.

[CexMashean]

Sounds like a case of osteoimperfecta!

[Nash B.]

DUring Soccer? Really? Shit, i'd of lied and said something manly, like a fight, or baseball to the face after a batter hit it.

if you get hit in the face by a batted baseball and aren't being paid, one or more of the following must apply:

You're a spectator
you're playing on a shitty field
you're doing it wrong

[sc281]

I would argue the point of soccer being a really demanding sport and it can get pretty physical....but you're a goddamn idiot and i don't want to waste my time.

That sucks Josh. (For your brother.) I'd like to see his facial expression at the first joke...

[suckerdin]

win.