four loko

[grove rat]

anyone here try it?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_(energy_drink)

it's a 23.5 ounce malt beverage with 12% alcohol. i drank one in about 20-25 minutes and within about 20 minutes after drinking it i felt like i had drank at least 3 or 4 beers(i normally drink budweiser). after another 20-30 minutes i felt like i had 5 or 6 beers. this stuff is no joke!

i am gonna but 2 the next time i drink and see how it goes

[KoopaTroopa]

Brooks and I had a different brand called "Core," never again will we drink those! I had 1 and he had 2,he doesn't remember much of that night,so I had to remind him of what all went down.

[ImayBblack]

Get it while you can! That stuff is bad for you.

http://www.campustimes.org/2010/11/18/pandemonium-unfolds-with-the-recent-ban-on-the-loco-four-loko/

The Food and Drug Administration plans to ban the alcoholic beverage Four Loko throughout New York State by the end of the month.

This beverage has recently acquired national attention due to its supposedly dangerous combination of the following ingredients: Guarana, Taurine, Caffeine, cough syrup, battery acid, turpentine, crystal meth, amphetamines, methamphetamines, factory run-off and, lastly, alcohol.
Although the product is undoubtedly dangerous on paper, nobody seems to care.

“Four Loko is totally not bad for you at all,” senior Peter Weng confidently exclaimed after finishing his second Four Loko. “I’m pre-med, so I know what’s up and I know that it’s awesome. Four Loko gets you all veiny and jacked and ready for a hot, sweaty night of dancing and creeping on chicks.”

As it turns out, students aren’t the only people blowing their money on the product.

Strong Memorial Hospital has recently spent millions of dollars in researching the health risks associated with Four Loko.

“It gets you really fucked up,” cardiologist Dr. Firstname Horwitz said. “We tested it on rhesus monkeys in the lab and they responded quite negatively. They initially displayed hyperactive and energetic behavior followed by a long period of furious masturbation. After this, the monkeys exhibited bouts of extreme anger and aggression that ultimately resulted in every subject’s death. Needless to say, we do not recommend consuming this beverage. Ever.”

Three fraternity brothers at Ohio State University invented the drink in an attempt to “rage just a little harder.” In an interview immediately after hearing of the ban, Four Loko founder, Phusion Projects CEO and horrible speller David Jaffee, explained his side of the story.

“Listen man, so here’s the deal,” a buzzed Jaffee exclaimed. “It is Tuesday night and you’re about to go out and party. But you’re so tired because you’ve been in class all day learning about stupid maths and shit. You don’t have time to drink coffee and then go pound some brews. You don’t have time. You need energy and booze. And you need them now, at the same time! Don’t you get it? It’s booze and energy, at the same time! How can it be bad for you? Ahhh!” Jaffee screamed as he ripped his shirt off and punted his fifth can of Four Loko straight into the wall.

The next day, Jaffee released a statement to the press.

“It is with regret that I today have to inform our customers that Four Loko will no longer be available in the United States … as a beverage,” he said. “But today, I am proud to introduce our new ‘Fore! Loko’ brand of golf cart fuel!”

As it turns out, Phusion Projects did not have to alter their recipe in the slightest to produce their new brand of high-octane golf cart fuel. “You’ll drive your golf cart so far, it’s Loko! Get it? It’s golf cart fuel! Ahh!” said Jaffee, ripping off his polo and punting a golf cart straight into the wall.

[JBANKS]

I haven't tried this specific brand but I have tried Bud-E and it screwed me up, I had a 4 pack of Bud-E and I never puke but I did that night!

[JBANKS]

They are planning on BANNING all Energy w/ Alcohol...forcing them to remove the CAFFEINE so it does not mask the effect of the Alcohol. That can cause serious side effects

[sc281]

So what's gonna happen to my rum and coke? Is the FDA gonna ban that since it is DANGEROUS AND CAFFEINATED!! Omgz!!!


Fuck the FDA

[JBANKS]

They are only regulating pre-bottled caffeine/alcohol drinks...not stuff you mix yourself lol

[helosailor]

get it while you can! That stuff is bad for you.

http://www.campustimes.org/2010/11/18/pandemonium-unfolds-with-the-recent-ban-on-the-loco-four-loko/

the food and drug administration plans to ban the alcoholic beverage four loko throughout new york state by the end of the month.

This beverage has recently acquired national attention due to its supposedly dangerous combination of the following ingredients: guarana, taurine, caffeine, cough syrup, battery acid, turpentine, crystal meth, amphetamines, methamphetamines, factory run-off and, lastly, alcohol.
although the product is undoubtedly dangerous on paper, nobody seems to care.

“four loko is totally not bad for you at all,” senior peter weng confidently exclaimed after finishing his second four loko. “i’m pre-med, so i know what’s up and i know that it’s awesome. Four loko gets you all veiny and jacked and ready for a hot, sweaty night of dancing and creeping on chicks.”

as it turns out, students aren’t the only people blowing their money on the product.

Strong memorial hospital has recently spent millions of dollars in researching the health risks associated with four loko.

“it gets you really fucked up,” cardiologist dr. Firstname horwitz said. “we tested it on rhesus monkeys in the lab and they responded quite negatively. They initially displayed hyperactive and energetic behavior followed by a long period of furious masturbation. After this, the monkeys exhibited bouts of extreme anger and aggression that ultimately resulted in every subject’s death. Needless to say, we do not recommend consuming this beverage. Ever.”

three fraternity brothers at ohio state university invented the drink in an attempt to “rage just a little harder.” in an interview immediately after hearing of the ban, four loko founder, phusion projects ceo and horrible speller david jaffee, explained his side of the story.

“listen man, so here’s the deal,” a buzzed jaffee exclaimed. “it is tuesday night and you’re about to go out and party. But you’re so tired because you’ve been in class all day learning about stupid maths and shit. You don’t have time to drink coffee and then go pound some brews. You don’t have time. You need energy and booze. And you need them now, at the same time! Don’t you get it? It’s booze and energy, at the same time! How can it be bad for you? Ahhh!” jaffee screamed as he ripped his shirt off and punted his fifth can of four loko straight into the wall.

The next day, jaffee released a statement to the press.

“it is with regret that i today have to inform our customers that four loko will no longer be available in the united states … as a beverage,” he said. “but today, i am proud to introduce our new ‘fore! Loko’ brand of golf cart fuel!”

as it turns out, phusion projects did not have to alter their recipe in the slightest to produce their new brand of high-octane golf cart fuel. “you’ll drive your golf cart so far, it’s loko! Get it? It’s golf cart fuel! Ahh!” said jaffee, ripping off his polo and punting a golf cart straight into the wall.

lmao!

[Mike]

That shit is on the news here (Oklahoma) on a weekly basis. I've had it a few times, nothing special.

[91CoupeMike]

Yeah we played beer pong with it.

Good times..

[grove rat]

so when is it going to be ''illegal'' to buy?

[Mike]

so when is it going to be ''illegal'' to buy?

It's already run it's course here. I'll probably go buy a few cases just for the hell of it.

OKLAHOMA CITY -- A cheap drink that combines alcohol and caffeine will be off Oklahoma store shelves next month.

Alcohol regulators said they want to stop sales of Four Loko and will target other alcohol drinks that contain energy additives.

The Oklahoma Alcoholic Beverage Laws Enforcement Commission put a moratorium on all alcoholic beverages containing caffeine, guarana and taurine.

Experts said one can of Four Loko is like drinking a six-pack of light beer and two cups of coffee.

It also sells for less than $2 per can, which makes it popular with cost-conscious young people.

"This malt beverage is actually half as expensive as this regular energy drink," said John Miach of the ABLE Commission.

"It's cheap to get, so a lot of students can go out and get it for, like, a couple of dollars in their pockets," said student Dominic Jones.

The ABLE Commission has put together a panel of experts to study the effects of Four Loko. It will allow stores to sell Four Loko until their supplies run out.

[UserX]

So what's gonna happen to my rum and coke? Is the FDA gonna ban that since it is DANGEROUS AND CAFFEINATED!! Omgz!!!


Fuck the FDA

They still sell the same product, minus the caffeine. Just buy some caffeine pills and you're ready to par-tay!

[91CoupeMike]

They still sell the same product, minus the caffeine. Just buy some caffeine pills and you're ready to par-tay!

Better yet, grind those pills up. And smoke them.

Now that's a party.

[UserX]

Better yet, grind those pills up. And smoke them.

Now that's a party.

No, no. A real party is taking them rectally