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Don't be fooled. 
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thanks for reminding me. It's my sisters birthday. -
i like to text a bunch of ex's today and tell them to get tested.Comment
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Someone reprogrammed a bunch of phones in my office to play songs instead of the normal ringers. And they are tailored to the individual whose phone they put it on. They are pretty funny.Comment
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4/1 is a joke of a day every single year for me. I plan on turning that around tonight!Originally posted by papapepper View PostDon't be fooled.
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Sex in the champaign room?Originally posted by MutherjuggZ View Post4/1 is a joke of a day every single year for me. I plan on turning that around tonight!Comment
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when i got that text this morning i almost fainted!Originally posted by jasone View Post
god bless.It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick DouglassComment
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Time to get the automated message service going, notifying friends and family that their recent blood test came back HIV positive. Please contact your doctor immediately...Comment
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A place I used to work at, one of the night shift guys (not me!) put chicken bullion cubes in the faucets in the bathrooms and beef bullion in the break room. An oldie, but a goodie.
"It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."Comment
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I hate this day because my name is April and everyone has to say" are you a fool today"?
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pretty fucking ghey... I'd be irritated too LOLOriginally posted by TxFordGirl View PostI hate this day because my name is April and everyone has to say" are you a fool today"?Originally posted by VertnutComment
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