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  • So im chatting with a nigerian scammer!! lol

    what should i ask?
    ill post what i have so far..lol
    lets have some fun.


    Monday, March 28, 2011
    ok im back. 9:30 AM
    Me

    morgan_ford02
    K 9:30 AM

    my phone was almost dead 9:30 AM
    Me

    morgan_ford02
    ok are you charging it now 9:31 AM

    so.. your are stuck in nigeria 9:31 AM
    Me

    morgan_ford02
    Yeah 9:31 AM

    and all you have is an international check?\ 9:31 AM
    Me

    morgan_ford02
    Yeah 9:31 AM
    i can only cash it when i get back home 9:32 AM

    how about credit cards? 9:32 AM
    Me

    morgan_ford02
    that doesnt work here 9:32 AM

    oh wow.. what kind of card is it? 9:33 AM
    Me

    morgan_ford02
    no i dont have any card here since i know its not working here 9:33 AM
    oh my goodness! so what are you gonna do!!! 9:34 AM

    Me

    morgan_ford02
    idk 9:35 AM
    idk if you can help me and i repay you back when i get home tomorrow or wed 9:35 AM
    what part of nigeria are you in? 9:35 AM
    Me

    morgan_ford02
    in town very close to Lagos 9:36 AM

    send me the address, i'll be more than happy to help you by sending you some dry goods to get you by till you figure out your pay situation. 9:40 AM
    Me

    morgan_ford02
    huh? 9:41 AM
    Are you joking with my matters now right 9:42 AM

    no not at all. i wanna help!!! 9:43 AM
    dont take it wrong. just wanna help. 9:43 AM
    Me

  • #2
    first it was 250 now 350 lmao!


    morgan_ford02
    what are you helping me with dry goods what that mean? 9:43 AM
    all i need is just 350 to renew my flight ticket i dont need no dry goods so?? 9:44 AM

    ok i can help you 9:46 AM
    Me

    morgan_ford02
    thank you 9:46 AM
    brb 9:47 AM

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    • #3
      Tell him you only have 250 and that if he can send you 100 you will send him tree fiddy
      www.dfwdirtriders.com

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      • #4
        lol.. i am like so 350 is all you need? lol

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        • #5
          lol
          morgan_ford02
          thank you 9:46 AM
          brb 9:47 AM
          I'm back 9:53 AM
          Are you there? 9:56 AM

          yes gimme a sec i have my friend on the line.. he drives a taxi here and his family lives in suruler? or something. 10:00 AM
          he will call his wife. 10:00 AM
          do you need the 350 wired? or do you want me to deposit it in your bank account? 10:01 AM
          Me

          morgan_ford02
          i just ask someone now how i can get money from there to here 10:05 AM
          that person told me you can help me get it here by using westernunion 10:05 AM
          said all i just need to give you is my name and the rest info of me 10:06 AM

          ok give me the info 10:06 AM
          Me

          morgan_ford02
          do you have one very close to you? 10:07 AM

          yes 10:07 AM
          Me

          morgan_ford02
          ok 10:07 AM

          so ? 10:08 AM
          im ready 10:09 AM
          Me

          morgan_ford02
          NAME....BECKY MORGAN
          CITY......ABEOKUTA
          STATE...OGUN STATE
          COUNTRY...NIGERIA
          ZIP CODE....23439 10:09 AM

          ok 10:10 AM
          im going right now. all you need is 350 right 10:11 AM
          Me

          morgan_ford02
          Yeah 350 is ok 10:11 AM
          should i wait for you now 10:12 AM

          yes 10:14 AM
          your flight leaves wed. right? 10:14 AM
          Me

          morgan_ford02
          Yeah 10:15 AM

          ok 10:15 AM
          Me

          morgan_ford02
          I can go renew it if you help me send the money here right now 10:15 AM
          How long is westernunion to you? 10:16 AM

          its close by but my car is broken so i have to walk. its about 15-20 km from me. 10:17 AM
          Me

          morgan_ford02
          Ok are you on your way there now or still home we can continue to talk since your talking on the phone till you get there 10:18 AM

          yes we can talk 10:20 AM
          Me

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          • #6
            So uh, how did you get this person on instant message?

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            • #7
              Say something like,

              Oh just saw a Snowcone stand, getting snowcone for everyone $20.
              Then,
              Oh just saw Taco Stand, getting Tacos for everyone $50

              Keep making stuff up unto you run out of money!!

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              • #8
                my friend downloaded an app (miu meetto meet people and the profiles on that shit were hilarious. so i downloaded it for entertainment then this chick messaged me.. and all went down hill from there.

                on one of the funniest profiles a chick comes clean and says she has herpes lol..
                there are a bunch of fat girls that think they are hot on there too.. this shit will have you rolling.. download it if you want some free entetainment

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Markus View Post
                  Say something like,

                  Oh just saw a Snowcone stand, getting snowcone for everyone $20.
                  Then,
                  Oh just saw Taco Stand, getting Tacos for everyone $50

                  Keep making stuff up unto you run out of money!!
                  Than say that you died of dysentery....game over.

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                  • #10
                    rock in my shoe.. im hungry lol

                    yes we can talk 10:20 AM
                    Me

                    morgan_ford02
                    ok 10:22 AM
                    Do you have my info now? 10:26 AM

                    yes but i didn't get your phone number. i am walking an am affraiid the phone will die so after i send it i can buy a calling card and give you the pin number. i am gonna send you $600 incase you need some more 10:28 AM
                    Me

                    morgan_ford02
                    Are you close to westernunion now? 10:29 AM
                    i dont have a phone right now i'm sorry 10:30 AM

                    no i told you its like 15 km 10:31 AM
                    Me

                    morgan_ford02
                    k 10:31 AM

                    and i gotta walk 10:32 AM
                    Me

                    morgan_ford02
                    i'm walking with you so your not alone now you know 10:32 AM

                    ok 10:33 AM
                    its hot 10:33 AM
                    Me

                    morgan_ford02
                    Really? 10:33 AM

                    yep 10:34 AM
                    Me

                    morgan_ford02
                    it is hot here too 10:34 AM

                    im hungry 10:34 AM
                    Me

                    morgan_ford02
                    lol what are you gonna eat? 10:34 AM

                    i think im gonna stop and eat 15 miles is far on an empty stomach. 10:36 AM
                    Me

                    morgan_ford02
                    Ok get something to eat before you procced with your walk 10:37 AM

                    ouch! 10:37 AM
                    a rock got in my shoe!!!!! 10:38 AM
                    Me

                    morgan_ford02
                    Sorry 10:39 AM

                    ouch it hurts.. i wish my car hadn't broke i could be driving there 10:43 AM
                    Me

                    morgan_ford02
                    Sorry i hope your good 10:44 AM

                    oh no it wasn't a rock its a piece of glass!! my foot is bleeding!!! OH NOOOEZ!!! 10:45 AM
                    Me

                    morgan_ford02
                    sorry 10:45 AM

                    maybe i should go back home its bleeding and dont want to get infected 10:46 AM
                    Me

                    morgan_ford02
                    ok 10:46 AM

                    can you wait a little while i'll deposit you more for your troubles. 10:47 AM
                    i am going home and call friend for ride since i hurt my leg 10:47 AM
                    Me

                    morgan_ford02
                    ok 10:48 AM

                    i can deposit you maybe 700 for your wait is that ok>? 10:48 AM
                    Me

                    morgan_ford02
                    all is welll 10:48 AM

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                    • #11
                      30,000+ posts on here/there and I can't say I've ever been that bored. Carry on.
                      Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                      HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by That_Is_My_El_Camino View Post
                        30,000+ posts on here/there and I can't say I've ever been that bored. Carry on.
                        well i thought it was entertaining. lol

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                        • #13
                          Wait until the FBI gets involved because they have reasons to believe you are going to send money to a suspected terrorist.

                          Stevo
                          Originally posted by SSMAN
                          ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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                          • #14
                            ive reported it to the local authority Plano PD

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                            • #15
                              Tree fiddy
                              sigpic

                              www.metroplexkustoms.com

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