Has anyone ever got?????

[Your Name Here]

A certified letter that was good news?

[2K2 LS1]

What is this good news thing you speak of?

[Sean88gt]

Paternity? AIDS results?

I'm sure they still have them, but I used to send certified letters in novelty envelopes that would say "herpes test - confidential" just to be an asshole. I think a gold one would be "sex offender registration paperwork enclosed - time sensitive material"

[mustang_revival]

A certified letter that was good news?

Nope, your f%#^ed.

[CJ]

I send about 10-20 repossession letters certified each month. Surprise!

[David]

Yes.

[Josh.0]

when I patent something, yes

[V8tt]

I got one from Nigeria. Seemed legit so I sent him some skrilla.

[SMEGMA STENCH]

I just never go sign for em'. Eventually they throw them away. I think. I think I was supposed to go get one back in '01. Must still be there.

[Gear_Jammer]

Paternity? AIDS results?

I'm sure they still have them, but I used to send certified letters in novelty envelopes that would say "herpes test - confidential" just to be an asshole. I think a gold one would be "sex offender registration paperwork enclosed - time sensitive material"

I have 6 of those in my desk right now. I use them almost every time I mail something to a buddy of mine from law school. The best ones are from:

Homosexuals Living the Closet Society of America
The Complusive Masturbation Assistance Group
Sheep Lovers Internationsal, Ltd.

And all of the have a big star on the fron that reads, "Enclosed is the application you requested."

As for the topic, I send all of my demand letters CMRRR as well as most of the letters I send to opposing counsel in a case. It just keeps everyone honest.

[Broncojohnny]

I have 6 of those in my desk right now. I use them almost every time I mail something to a buddy of mine from law school. The best ones are from:

Homosexuals Living the Closet Society of America
The Complusive Masturbation Assistance Group
Sheep Lovers Internationsal, Ltd.

And all of the have a big star on the fron that reads, "Enclosed is the application you requested."

As for the topic, I send all of my demand letters CMRRR as well as most of the letters I send to opposing counsel in a case. It just keeps everyone honest.

Are those professionally printed or what? I would love to have some of them if you bought them somewhere.

Long story but one of the guys who runs this place ended up with some gay porn DVDs (no he isn't gay). We were fed exing the hell out of those things to people there for a while. We got some funny fucking phone calls from the victims.

[Gear_Jammer]

Are those professionally printed or what? I would love to have some of them if you bought them somewhere.

Long story but one of the guys who runs this place ended up with some gay porn DVDs (no he isn't gay). We were fed exing the hell out of those things to people there for a while. We got some funny fucking phone calls from the victims.

Bwwwaaahahahaha!!!

Here are the ones I've got - http://www.prankplace.com/subcategory.aspx?c=37

[Broncojohnny]

Oh god that site is awesome...

http://www.prankplace.com/product.aspx?d=Embarrassing-Fake-Bumper-Stickers.10-X-3-MAGNETIC-BUMPER-PRANK%3a-I-LOVE-BLACK-COCK&p=23343&c=31

[Gear_Jammer]

Oh god that site is awesome...

It really is. This is the one I put on a buddy's truck a few years back. He didn't notice it for about 5 days. When he found it he called and screamed at me. It was all worth it!

[DaisyDoesDallas]

Oh god that site is awesome...

http://www.prankplace.com/product.as...K&p=23343&c=31

Subscribing to this site, I know just the person to use this stuff on.....