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Yet another WTF ad from our local craigslist:
Stevo
GXAPT GALAXY 9 CRUISER - $1000000 (EAST TEXAS)
Date: 2011-03-23, 4:51PM CDT
Reply to: sale-ustmc-2282554221@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
YEPP THATS RIGHT I HAVE THE ONLY ONE IN THE UNIVERSE! I AM SELLING MY PERSONAL SPACE CRAFT I HAVE TRAVELED THE GALAXY AND HAVE SEEN PLACES YOU CAN ONLY DREAM ABOUT THIS THING IS DECKED OUT WITH THE BEST SPACE BUCKS COULD BUY!!!
IT IS ONLY 6 MONTHS OLD DEVELOPED,DESIGNED AND BUILT BY MY SELF AND LARK569 AND MOEYKIN909 THEY ARE FROM PLANET HULAJO WHAT YOU NEVER HEARD OF IT? OH THATS BECAUSE IT IS A PLANET 100 MILLION LIGHT YEARS AWAY BUT THEY ARE COOL KINDA LIKE US HUMANS BUT DIFFERENT BUT BACK TO THE SHIP,,,
THE SPEED IS ADJUSTABLE BY LEVERS AND BUTTONS YOU WILL NEED TO BE TRAINED BUT I CAN DO THAT FOR YOU SINCE I KNOW HOW TO OPERATE IT
I WILL NOT SELL THIS TO THE GUBERMENT SINCE THEY ARE TO STUPID AND ARE PRACTICALLY BROKE
IT IS POWERED BY BEAN AND BROCCOLLI FARTS SO YOU WILL NEED A LARGE SUPPLY
PLEASE NO CRAFT KICKERS AND NO JOY RIDES ALL TRANSACTION WILL HAVE TO DONE AT NIGHT AS WILL ANY TRAINING AS YOU CAN IMAGIN THIS THING IS BRIGHT AND WOULD SCARE PEOPLE WHEN IT TAKES OFF IN THE DAYLIGHT
PLEASE EMAIL OR CALL AREA CODE (00989066456)1287584633333421-5655585487452115741225411-45-1-11424-9ER
THATS LONG DISTANCE IN THE TEXAS AREA AND PLEASE IF YOU CALL AND I DONT ANSWER LEAVE A MESSAGE I WILL CALL BACK!
THANK YOU FOR CONSIDERING MY CRAFT FOR PURCHASE
ok i was just informed that unless you have an intergalactic planetary phone you cant call so just email me i always check it! Thanks will delete when its sold or traded!
Date: 2011-03-23, 4:51PM CDT
Reply to: sale-ustmc-2282554221@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
YEPP THATS RIGHT I HAVE THE ONLY ONE IN THE UNIVERSE! I AM SELLING MY PERSONAL SPACE CRAFT I HAVE TRAVELED THE GALAXY AND HAVE SEEN PLACES YOU CAN ONLY DREAM ABOUT THIS THING IS DECKED OUT WITH THE BEST SPACE BUCKS COULD BUY!!!
IT IS ONLY 6 MONTHS OLD DEVELOPED,DESIGNED AND BUILT BY MY SELF AND LARK569 AND MOEYKIN909 THEY ARE FROM PLANET HULAJO WHAT YOU NEVER HEARD OF IT? OH THATS BECAUSE IT IS A PLANET 100 MILLION LIGHT YEARS AWAY BUT THEY ARE COOL KINDA LIKE US HUMANS BUT DIFFERENT BUT BACK TO THE SHIP,,,
THE SPEED IS ADJUSTABLE BY LEVERS AND BUTTONS YOU WILL NEED TO BE TRAINED BUT I CAN DO THAT FOR YOU SINCE I KNOW HOW TO OPERATE IT
I WILL NOT SELL THIS TO THE GUBERMENT SINCE THEY ARE TO STUPID AND ARE PRACTICALLY BROKE
IT IS POWERED BY BEAN AND BROCCOLLI FARTS SO YOU WILL NEED A LARGE SUPPLY
PLEASE NO CRAFT KICKERS AND NO JOY RIDES ALL TRANSACTION WILL HAVE TO DONE AT NIGHT AS WILL ANY TRAINING AS YOU CAN IMAGIN THIS THING IS BRIGHT AND WOULD SCARE PEOPLE WHEN IT TAKES OFF IN THE DAYLIGHT
PLEASE EMAIL OR CALL AREA CODE (00989066456)1287584633333421-5655585487452115741225411-45-1-11424-9ER
THATS LONG DISTANCE IN THE TEXAS AREA AND PLEASE IF YOU CALL AND I DONT ANSWER LEAVE A MESSAGE I WILL CALL BACK!
THANK YOU FOR CONSIDERING MY CRAFT FOR PURCHASE
ok i was just informed that unless you have an intergalactic planetary phone you cant call so just email me i always check it! Thanks will delete when its sold or traded!
Stevo
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