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  • Apple cures homosexuality!

    lmao! Elvis, there's hope!

    "There's an app for that."
    The catchphrase coined by Apple and their advertising gurus to sell iPhones and iPads has become so ubiquitous that it's even been parodied on Sesame Street. Still, few would have ever thought that the tech giant—which, like many other Silicon Valley concerns, boasts a progressive profile on many cultural issues, and extends domestic-partner benefits to gay and lesbian employees—would condone an app that purports to "cure" homosexuality. It would seem an even greater stretch for Apple and company founder and CEO Steve Jobs to make such an application available though its iTunes store.
    Yet the app—by a ministry group called Exodus International—is right there, along the thousands of other iPhone apps available to plugged in Apple users. And this appears to be the point at which many of Apple's cultish fans—including plenty of gay activists—are drawing the line. No, they say: There's not actually an app for that.
    The Exodus ministry seeks to promote the "ex-gay" movement—promulgating the testimony of people who claim to have been cured of homosexuality through Christ. The target audience for the smart-phone app, its makers say, are "homosexual strugglers." The idea is to teach gay people that they have a choice when it comes to their sexuality, a choice to choose "freedom from homosexuality through the power of Jesus."
    Of course, providing a tech platform for a particular spiritual or ideological movement doesn't signify an endorsement of its point of view. At the same time, however, as Gawker's Ryan Tate noted during an earlier controversy over a gay-themed app, "every time Apple approves an app, it implies moral endorsement of the content of that app."
    And since average Apple user is younger and more culturally tolerant of homosexuality, word of the Exodus app has sparked a fast-growing protest As of this writing, more than 100,000 people have signed a Change.org petition calling on Apple to abolish it. What's more, some who've purchased it are somewhat baffled by it.
    Writes the Atlantic's Nicholas Jackson:
    So I downloaded the (free) app, which was launched on March 8. A giant resource bank, the app contains lists of events, videos and news stories that are carefully curated to reflect the mission of Exodus International, which states that individuals can "grow into heterosexuality." Nothing available on the app would lead me to question my homosexuality, but maybe I'm not fictile enough.
    Perhaps the time is ripe for a market solution. Surely, engineers for a competing smart phone, like the Droid, are hard at work preparing to launch a more effective and intuitive app curing people of their straightness?

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    iPhones are ghey
    Good judgment comes from bad decisions and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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    • #3
      lolz!! stern was talking about that this morn!!!!!!

      on a side note, i still feel really gay. not quite geor gay, but gay just the same.


      god bless.
      It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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      • #4
        That's gay.

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        • #5
          Ok...post before reading your without-a-doubt stupid post.

          EDIT: For some reason, I quoted Talisman, but it didn't follow through on this and the next post.
          Last edited by jdgregory84; 03-22-2011, 01:06 AM.
          "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson

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          • #6
            Post-reading...this is the exact type of shit that you would post. By you I mean Talisman. Let's rebel...that seems to be your stand on basically everything. Do you even know why you do it? From what I can tell, it seems to be on principle, which is fucking stupid. I've never seen you form your own opinion. Just a neo-atheist one, which is about as dumb as a neo-christian/muslim/hebrew/...etc...

            OH yeah. I think that your name is Eric. My name is Josh. Just in case this elevates.
            "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson

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            • #7
              Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
              lolz!! stern was talking about that this morn!!!!!!

              on a side note, i still feel really gay. not quite geor gay, but gay just the same.


              god bless.
              Because you listen to Stern.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Denny View Post
                Because you listen to Stern.
                Father Denny...If you listen to Stern for a little while, you'll see that he's a normal guy. He's honestly more a conservative dude, that has had a "non-conservative" life-style."
                "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson

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                • #9
                  I actually was a listener for a long time. I guess I just grew out of him. I tried to listen a little last time I was home and it was horrid.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by jdgregory84 View Post
                    Post-reading...this is the exact type of shit that you would post. By you I mean Talisman. Let's rebel...that seems to be your stand on basically everything. Do you even know why you do it? From what I can tell, it seems to be on principle, which is fucking stupid. I've never seen you form your own opinion. Just a neo-atheist one, which is about as dumb as a neo-christian/muslim/hebrew/...etc...

                    OH yeah. I think that your name is Eric. My name is Josh. Just in case this elevates.


                    What in the fuck're you're rambling about? "Let rebel?" That is is what you got from "lmao, Elvis, there is hope!" Did you drink yourself retarded last night?

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                    • #11
                      That is stupid app. Some people are naturally selected to put the peg in the wrong hole, probably to prevent passing genetic material.
                      class joke
                      {
                      private:
                      char Forrest, Jenny, Momma, LtDan;
                      double Peas, Carrots;
                      string MommaAlwaysSaid(const bool AddAnyTime = True)
                      };

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                      • #12
                        I bet Dr Dave created the app. Oh and one that hates fat people also!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by jdgregory84 View Post
                          i think that your name is eric. My name is josh. Just in case this elevates.
                          lmao

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                          • #14
                            This thread makes absolutely no sense.

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                            • #15
                              i'll assume poopnut is still sleeping this off?

                              god bless.
                              It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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