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  • #16
    Originally posted by jasone View Post
    fleshlights-it feels good when you fuck them.

    but, i am a real man and i just fuck a regular flashlight.
    Good judgment comes from bad decisions and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by LaserSVT View Post
      It's not shown on the x-ray, but Al P is on the other end of that flashlight.
      How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Geor! View Post
        It's not shown on the x-ray, but Al P is on the other end of that flashlight.
        Just because your mom said my cock is made of steel, doesn't mean that is it.
        Originally posted by racrguy
        What's your beef with NPR, because their listeners are typically more informed than others?
        Originally posted by racrguy
        Voting is a constitutional right, overthrowing the government isn't.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Broncojohnny View Post
          Just because your mom said my cock is made of steel, doesn't mean that is it.
          I think she said you were limp like a slinky and couldn't even catch the slightest bit of a chub, but you can interpret that as "steel" if it helps you sleep better at night.
          How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Broncojohnny View Post
            I have to use on of those mag lights that holds 8 D cell batteries, otherwise I hit bottom.
            8-D

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Broncojohnny View Post
              I have to use on of those mag lights that holds 8 D cell batteries, otherwise I hit bottom.
              jasone has the "AAA" model.

              god bless.
              It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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              • #22
                Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
                jasone has the "AAA" model.

                god bless.
                how dare you.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
                  jasone has the "AAA" model.

                  god bless.
                  is that smaller than your 123A model?

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                  • #24
                    Gawd I love this place!
                    Good judgment comes from bad decisions and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Pro88LX View Post
                      is that smaller than your 123A model?

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by jdgregory84 View Post
                        It's been around forever. I remember watching real sex on HBO when I was like 13 and they were molding some chicks vag.
                        i totally remember that episode, but fwir - it was for a real doll rofl

                        real sex kicked so much ass when we were younger.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by threefortytwo View Post
                          do you buy them in bulk or individually?

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Fern View Post
                            i totally remember that episode, but fwir - it was for a real doll rofl

                            real sex kicked so much ass when we were younger.
                            I don't know what "fwir" is but the one I saw wasn't for a fleshlight particuliarly, but a dilhole. Just like a piece of rubber that had a puss(maybe a generic butthole) then about 6 inches of inner thigh. Can't remember if it had buttcheeks or not. The same episode also had a dude getting his dick molded and the girl that just got her pussy done was having to rub her tits and snatch all over his face so they could keep him erect long enough for the mold to set. The show was pretty interesting, and although I can't remember who the chick was I remember her being pretty hot. I think it was like real sex 13 or something.
                            "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Clochy View Post
                              Ironically, in her sex tape, she was horrible at oral.
                              Which one? She's done over 500 movies so far.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by jdgregory84 View Post
                                I don't know what "fwir" is but the one I saw wasn't for a fleshlight particuliarly, but a dilhole. Just like a piece of rubber that had a puss(maybe a generic butthole) then about 6 inches of inner thigh. Can't remember if it had buttcheeks or not. The same episode also had a dude getting his dick molded and the girl that just got her pussy done was having to rub her tits and snatch all over his face so they could keep him erect long enough for the mold to set. The show was pretty interesting, and although I can't remember who the chick was I remember her being pretty hot. I think it was like real sex 13 or something.
                                seen it

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