A dating decision must be made, need advise (flamesuit on)

[Fern]

he aint got a hair on his ass...

Spoiler alert: he's going to go back to the 39yo, while trying to make something happen with the 31yo.

[idrivea4banger]

Spoiler alert: he's going to go back to the 39yo, while trying to make something happen with the 31yo.

Fail.

[Bassics]

Unmarried women in their 30's are miserable motherfuckers.

I've said this before many times, women find their identity in their man. If she lasted to almost 40 she will be bitter, angry, and always 'hurt'. It's like a horse that has been broken down, nearly worthless.

And only the french eat horsemeat.

Great analogy on so many levels.

[Bassics]

Lose the older woman and then decide if the younger one is the right one for you.

Dude you are fucked up there Old women use oil of olay. They are more tender and better tasting, and the skin stretches around you like it should. It is all about putting the lotion on the skin...

[Bassics]

Spoiler alert: he's going to go back to the 39yo, while trying to make something happen with the 31yo.

And success in the form of video will make him a hero. At least here, where it counts. I for one applaud the fortitude.

[stevo]

dude have brewski and come back at me.

Okay, I have had plenty of brewskis today, and a 39 year old is still on old chick if she is single. And before you say something else, I'm near forty.

I'm still not sure where you were going with the 60 year old shit, I guess I need to get more drunk.

Stevo

[LaserSVT]

Spoiler alert: he's going to go back to the 39yo, while trying to make something happen with the 31yo.

[Bassics]

Okay, I have had plenty of brewskis today, and a 39 year old is still on old chick if she is single. And before you say something else, I'm near forty.

I'm still not sure where you were going with the 60 year old shit, I guess I need to get more drunk.

Stevo

you guess?

WTF was the question?

[slow84lx]

Dude you are fucked up there Old women use oil of olay. They are more tender and better tasting, and the skin stretches around you like it should. It is all about putting the lotion on the skin...

Dude,....I'm in my mid-40's and have dated several women that were older than me, and learned a few things along the way. I've not seen any Oil of O'Lay yet though.

The older woman in this scenario will be nothing but problems for him....But, he will have a good time while it lasts. Better scenario is to go ahead and get the trouble out of his life before it becomes a habit.

[stevo]

you guess?

WTF was the question?

Wait, WTF are you saying, again?

Give some insight, you fucking noob.

Stevo

[Leah]

Randy-everyone is right. This older chick is just fucking with you and is not used to having men turn her away. That's the only thing that's making her pursue you. Once she has you, she'll treat you like shit and keep you around until she finds someone else. You're a toy and she will play you like a fool.

Keep it cool with the new chick and see where it goes.

[Bassics]

Dude,....I'm in my mid-40's and have dated several women that were older than me, and learned a few things along the way. I've not seen any Oil of O'Lay yet though.

The older woman in this scenario will be nothing but problems for him....But, he will have a good time while it lasts. Better scenario is to go ahead and get the trouble out of his life before it becomes a habit.

You should have demanded lotion on the skin before making a suit out of them, and you wouldn't be talking in the past tense.

It is okay, trust me, you can cruise the middle schools in a damn honda these days and still score.

[Big A]

Randy-everyone is right. This older chick is just fucking with you and is not used to having men turn her away. That's the only thing that's making her pursue you. Once she has you, she'll treat you like shit and keep you around until she finds someone else. You're a toy and she will play you like a fool.

Keep it cool with the new chick and see where it goes.

Cougar 101, she speaks from experience.

[Leah]

It is okay, trust me, you can cruise the middle schools in a damn honda these days and still score.

Wait-what?? You speak from experience?

Cougar 101, she speaks from experience.

[Bassics]

Wait, WTF are you saying, again?

Give some insight, you fucking noob.

Stevo

I thought we were talking about some e-baller who had some older bitches fighting over him, and the dfw way was to make sure we had one vid with titties in it.

It is the way of the dfwstang right? Right of passage and all that.