Neighbors Dog has to go......

[BLAKE]

Some cruel and funny motherfuckers up in this bitch.

Just put your trash in his yard for pickup, that douche will only pick that shit up once before the problem is fixed.

It's really this simple.

Personally, I'd probably be a passive aggressive dick about it and leave a simple note stating that every bit of trash I have to pick up because of his dog is being deposited on his door step. Then I'd follow through with it. It simply boils down to the fact that his property (my unwanted trash that has now become his dog's food) belongs on his property, not mine.

[Trip McNeely]

Thermite.

[SSMAN]

Not in the middle of nowhere.

I had to deal with a shitbag neighbor and his dog. I had a Grand Cherokee that two of his dogs would attach. The bigger one was a Great Pyrenees, while the smaller was a pit mix. The GP would run full speed into the side of me. Chewed the shit out of my paint to the tune of $1800.

So I nicely asked my neighbor to put the dog up. His response was "that dog has been free his entire life, what do you want me to do, lock him up?" I said that would be a good start, then he went into some shit about dogs and kids having the legal right of way in the country. I talked to a contact of mine at the SO and was told I could handle it as needed because they didn't have county wide animal control. Tried on a number of occasions to bait the dog on to my property so I could James Byrd that white motherfucker, but he wasn't biting. I did get the pit.

We ended up selling before I could make that ball of white shit pay for his indiscretions.

Forgot about another method. My BIL's dad races high end pigeons for rich guy flying. They had a problem with strays getting to the birds and eating the eggs. He used this trick on snakes and on the dogs that the neighbors wouldn't put up, but he worked a fishing hook into an egg tied to fishing line. Whatever ate the egg would either get stuck on the line or tear itself up trying to get off. Very extreme, but he raises birds that sell for $50K +

I got a buddy that lives out of town got close to $3000.00 worth of fines for shooting the neighbors dog that might disagree with you. I'm pretty sure he got railroaded though.

[SSMAN]

3) Shooting “stray” Dogs and Cats (Penal Code 42.09 Animal Cruelty). Any person who shoots a non-livestock animal, which includes any stray or feral cat or dog, and a wild living creature previously captured, can be charged with a felony offense. Penal Code 42.092 of the State of Texas law states that a person must have the owner’s consent to kill the animal (exceptions to prosecution are provided in Section 42.092(e)(1)). It is clear that a “stray” dog or cat either has no owner or that the person who shoots the animal did not get the owner’s consent.

http://www.hcpawpals.org/TexasAnimalLaws.aspx

Don't get me wrong, if someones dog or cat is tearing my shit up it will be taken care of..........descretly.

[autotek]

BB, will not work, pepper spray will not work, shoot that M.F. and if your neighbors ask why, shoot them too, he suppose to keep that fucking dog in his own yard. anti freeze will kill that dog for surre, and enough chocholate too, but 30-30 will work better.

[MutherjuggZ]

What would you do?

I would take my trash across the street to their yard and scatter it out for the dog to eat on their side of the road. It's going to hit the ground anyway. Might as well put your trash over on their side. Seems fair!

[Strychnine]

Baker's Chocolate, ground up glass in hamburger meat (use gloves), cycap pills (if you can still get them - gardening section), concertina wire - might work...