Funny/clever dog names

[redrocket5.0]

I have a chiweenie, and when i first got him he would not stop farting. So he was named Bean-o. That little guy makes me laugh.

[Raskal]

A girl I work with wanted to name her dog Stain so that when she was out with him she could yell cum stain and gauge peoples reactions.

she's awfully brilliant i know

[CRASH]

A buddy of mine found a dog that had been dropped off out in the country. He put him in the truck and on the way home he threw up in the truck 3 times......so he named him Hurley.

That's all I got.

-Aaron

[effreyj007]

We call our Great Dane Bruno

[TX_92_Notch]

people that annoy you

And my Golden is Ivan. Not brilliant, but I wasn't looking for a witty name either.

[95DRGT]

JD- just dog

[fredfarmer]

A girl I work with wanted to name her dog Stain so that when she was out with him she could yell cum stain and gauge peoples reactions.

she's awfully brilliant i know

Kinda like naming a race horse "my face"...