Wednesday is Lent

[Leah]

Because religions do not make sense.

Ding, ding, ding!

[houstondallas]

Fish are assholes. You pull them out of the water and they sit there, emotionless, staring you down and trying to pucker their lipless faces, like they are saying "fuck you!" but it comes across as "uck ewe". Cocksuckers. Fish should be eaten on days that fish shouldn't be eaten.

LOLOL. Fish piss me off too. They shit and let it hang on their ass for like an hour. Makes me sick. And they wonder why we end up flushing them down the toilet!