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>Schools are finally starting to teach practical math that
> kids can use in real-world situations!
> NAME____________________
> GANG____________________
> CRIB_____________________
> 1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually
> misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-
> by shootin. How many mofos can Lajames ice on a drive-by
> before he gotta reload?
> 2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to
> Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what
> be the street value of the rest of his $hit?
> 3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how
> many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's
> $800 per day Crack habit?
> 4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for
> $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need
> to make to gets the 20% upside?
> 5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing
> a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2
> Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal
> to make the 10k for his brother's bail?
> 6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for
> the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money
> per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?
> 7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet
> and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters
> can be sprayed with three 8 oz. cans of spray paint with 20%
> paint left over?
> 8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls
> in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone
> knocked up?
> 9. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a
> Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5
> per rat. If Lafawnda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how
> many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income?
> 10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away
> at 15mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan
> 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be
> when he gets whacked?
>Schools are finally starting to teach practical math that
> kids can use in real-world situations!
> NAME____________________
> GANG____________________
> CRIB_____________________
> 1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually
> misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-
> by shootin. How many mofos can Lajames ice on a drive-by
> before he gotta reload?
> 2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to
> Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what
> be the street value of the rest of his $hit?
> 3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how
> many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's
> $800 per day Crack habit?
> 4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for
> $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need
> to make to gets the 20% upside?
> 5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing
> a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2
> Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal
> to make the 10k for his brother's bail?
> 6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for
> the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money
> per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?
> 7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet
> and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters
> can be sprayed with three 8 oz. cans of spray paint with 20%
> paint left over?
> 8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls
> in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone
> knocked up?
> 9. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a
> Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5
> per rat. If Lafawnda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how
> many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income?
> 10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away
> at 15mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan
> 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be
> when he gets whacked?
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