Kicked off team for premarital sex!

[tex]

Volleyball thighs = worth it.
http://www.twirlit.com/2011/03/04/br...nica-mendivil/

They gonna have some monster kids.

[Moose242]

"The BYU honor code forbids the use of tobacco, alcohol, tea and coffee, as well as gambling, premarital sex, pornography and homosexual behavior among other things. School officials on Wednesday confirmed that Davies’ offense was not criminal but a violation of the BYU honor code, which requires students to be chase and virtuous, honest, not drink alcoholic beverages or coffee and attend church regularly."


So you cant wake up and have a fucking cup of coffee? What the fuck kind of bullshit is that?

Now I have never had a conversation with the man, but I am pretty sure that Jesus does not hate coffee or tea. And what is more Christian than alcohol? The stuff is the blood of Christ for god's sake.

[YALE]

Mormons can't have stimulants of any kind. Shit is weak.

[Fern]

wow just wow

[Moose242]

Mormons can't have stimulants of any kind. Shit is weak.

I know, but I find it odd that it is an official school policy.

[YALE]

I know, but I find it odd that it is an official school policy.

It's owned by the church. My coworker is from Utah, and cheated on his first wife, felt guilty, came clean, his wife forgave him, and wrote a letter to the bishop asking him to forgive her husband, and my coworker was still excommunicated. They made her choose between divorcing him, and staying in the church. LDS are as bad as Scientologists, IMO.

[Moose242]

It's owned by the church. My coworker is from Utah, and cheated on his first wife, felt guilty, came clean, his wife forgave him, and wrote a letter to the bishop asking him to forgive her husband, and my coworker was still excommunicated. They made her choose between divorcing him, and staying in the church. LDS are as bad as Scientologists, IMO.

Holy shit!

I always knew that they were a bunch of dummies, but I did not know that they shake the excommunication stick at their parishioners.

Of course we are talking about a group of people that believes Native Americans were really white people whom Jesus visited, black people are black because they were neutral in a divine struggle, and that procreating a bunch will make you your own god on your own planet. Why does anything surprise us anymore?

[Sean88gt]

That chick is aight. And fuckin a! The mormons are insane.
They can't fuck or have fun but they can bicycle spam everyone in a neighborhood?

[Skidmark]

That chick is aight. And fuckin a! The mormons are insane.
They can't fuck or have fun but they can bicycle spam everyone in a neighborhood?

Seriously. Where do they get all that energy?

[Mike]

That chick is aight. And fuckin a! The mormons are insane.
They can't fuck or have fun but they can bicycle spam everyone in a neighborhood?

Answer the door wearing nothing but a ski mask, holding a shotgun.

I bet they don't come back.

[Sean88gt]

Answer the door wearing nothing but a ski mask, holding a shotgun.

I bet they don't come back.

As long as I don't have a pot of coffee brewing I'd be in the clear.

[Vertnut]

Why would someone go to a school and not follow the rules they agree to? Just go to a different school.

Bottom line. Rules are rules. If the school tells you to ot drive a red car, don't do it. The sex part is really not the point. A broken rule is.

[YALE]

Seriously. Where do they get all that energy?

If you're not even allowed to beat off, and you can maintain a certain level of functional insanity in the face of that, you'll probably become one of the most driven people on the planet.

[01vnms4v]

I fucking knew the bitch was white.

[Mike]

=01vnms4v;153074]I fucking knew the bitch was white.
[IMG]Random volleyball dyke [IMG

I think she is knocked up also.

You know what they say

"once you go black



your a single mom."