who's the daddy?

[Damnittsteve]

fess up

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/weird/030111-baby-born-outside-strip-club

DALLAS - A North Texas newborn made his debut overnight at a strip club.

The baby’s parents were on the way to Plano from Mansfield for the delivery. They only got as far as the parking lot of the Flash Dancer topless club in Arlington.

Two bouncers held the crowd back while paramedics helped deliver the boy.

The proud parents are Amenze and Nate Jones, who is a writer for the Fort Worth Star-Telegram.

No name has been chosen for the baby yet, but Mom and Dad said it will not be Flash.

[Baba Ganoush]

lol born in a titty bar parking lot. This kid is destined for greatness......

[Gargamel]

lol born in a titty bar parking lot. This kid is destined for greatness......

Charlie Sheen needs to OD quick so he can "transmogrify" into the appropriate vessel... LOL

[BULLET_DRIVER]

They just had the next "Ladies Man".

[yellowstang]

Whaddya mean who's the Daddy? It's one of the Nate's!

The proud parents are Amenze and Nate Jones

[Fern]

dumbest title thread ever, but the story is fucking GOLD.

[Mike]

I think his name is Nate Jones.