Ever Been Caught Rubbing One Out?

[Osiris]

My ex wife caught me years ago. Needless to say she threw a shit fit. Like she had caught me cheating on her.

[Lone Sailor]

Wait, so you have a live-in girlfriend, yet you are spanking it to some porn on the internet? Is she ugly or something? Or is she a lesbian? What's the point of a live-in girlfriend if you don't even get any of the benefits from having to put up with her in your house 24-7.

[carbd89sleeper]

Just tell her you were gettin the first one out the way!!....Can't leave the house with a loaded gun!!

[Fern]

Tons of times but then again im an exhibitionist.

[joes01bullitt]

this is an EPIC THREAD!!

[TonyMCev]

Wait, so you have a live-in girlfriend, yet you are spanking it to some porn on the internet? Is she ugly or something? Or is she a lesbian? What's the point of a live-in girlfriend if you don't even get any of the benefits from having to put up with her in your house 24-7.

she was at work. i was at home. i got a little tingle in my weiner and next thing i know i am hammerin' hank watchin' some youporn...

she would not have been mad, i don't guess. it just caught me by surprise to hear the door being unlocked and opened, and i guess i went back to my childhood when getting caught by my mom was my biggest fear. so when i heard the door, i bolted to the shower...

[TonyMCev]

You must have been embarrassed about the type of porn you were working with.... Was it midgets again?

lol...you must subscribe to youporn...i love the midgets...

[Mr_Fiux]

this thread is full of fail. I never get caught. I did it once at the University during a lecture, no one saw even after I whipped it out. Or like that one time at a new years party... Where everyone was with a couple and I was by myself, so i cried and used the tears as lube. You have to be extra ninja sneaky guys... get creative.

[Rick Modena]

I get caught and just smile and tell him to come help me finish. Or he sits back and watches.

Oooooo babe, I just made a mess, will you help me...

[centexchick]

Oooooo babe, I just made a mess, will you help me...

see, now was that so hard?

[Rick Modena]

see, now was that so hard?

I love you...

[Catfiesh]

I throw poop at my wife if she comes in the bathroom while I'm shitting.

hahahahahaha.. I almost peed when I read this.. correction.. I did pee.. only a little tho. haha

[Mychael101]

https://www.bvblackspin.com%2F2011%2...203414&h=b9f98

[Mychael101]

I throw poop at my wife if she comes in the bathroom while I'm shitting.

Are you married to Sue Reid in Plano?

[Broncojohnny]

I have never been caught yanking on it. If I was, I would make my wife come over and take a load in the mouth for interrupting my good time!