Ever Been Caught Rubbing One Out?

[asphaltjunkie]

so a few minutes ago i am sitting in front of my computer, watching youporn, packing my pud...i am doing it slowly, getting myself right to the point and then backing off...trying to create an enormous gusher...

i suddenly hear my front door being unlocked and opened...

me and my lotioned up hands and cock hop up and sprint to the shower.

WHEW!!! that was close. my live-in girlfriend almost caught me red, err white, handed...

you should've said "oh, hey baby, I've got something for you!" then stand up and skeet all over her!!!

[Nash B.]

[Insert Lara Croft scene from Grandma's Boy]

[IHaveAMustang]

[insert lara croft scene from grandma's boy]

"i can't stop cumming sorry it feels so good"!

[helosailor]

Just once...

[GT Fanatic]

you'll shoot your eye out kid! What's the big deal, girls take long baths for a reason.

[71chevellejohn]

You must have been embarrassed about the type of porn you were working with.... Was it midgets again?

[centexchick]

I just don't get it....if you are jacking off or clickin your mouse...what does it matter? As long as it isn't your grandma or priest walkin in...

I get caught and just smile and tell him to come help me finish. Or he sits back and watches. Women (or men) who have issues with it are just too strange and I just don't get it....

[94form2000z]

I get caught and just smile and tell him to come help me finish. Or he sits back and watches.

Datz hot!

[papapepper]

Datz hot!

x2 That's what my gf does....

[VaderTT]

More female input plez!

[Sean88gt]

I used to throw seed on people walking in, like the inmate in Silence of the Lambs.

[Mike]

I used to throw seed on people walking in, like the inmate in Silence of the Lambs.

I throw poop at my wife if she comes in the bathroom while I'm shitting.

[Trip McNeely]

Ask Jester, he posted about setting a record amount of times while at work.

[qk03cobra]

I just don't get it....if you are jacking off or clickin your mouse...what does it matter? As long as it isn't your grandma or priest walkin in...

I get caught and just smile and tell him to come help me finish. Or he sits back and watches. Women (or men) who have issues with it are just too strange and I just don't get it....

Damn why are all the good girls taken?

[Broncojohnny]

I throw poop at my wife if she comes in the bathroom while I'm shitting.

Come on, who doesn't?