Ever Been Caught Rubbing One Out?

[emg]

i have a friend who's married with two kids, he's always getting caught. he's wife says she always finds left over spunk on the floor, the table, sheets, or on the keyboard. once she said she had just washed her face and was getting a towel to dry up....well lets just say she had to rewash her face.

oh and yes i pictured her face with nut, cause she's pretty good looking

[mstng86]

i have a friend who's married with two kids, he's always getting caught. he's wife says she always finds left over spunk on the floor, the table, sheets, or on the keyboard. once she said she had just washed her face and was getting a towel to dry up....well lets just say she had to rewash her face.

oh and yes i pictured her face with nut, cause she's pretty good looking

Don't EVER go in that guys house.

[jasone]

i have been caught a couple times. once i thought a girlfriend was asleep next to me, and as i am blowing a load into a sock she tells me not to throw it under the bed. i guess i had left quite a few under there already.

[TonyMCev]

i have a friend who's married with two kids, he's always getting caught. he's wife says she always finds left over spunk on the floor, the table, sheets, or on the keyboard. once she said she had just washed her face and was getting a towel to dry up....well lets just say she had to rewash her face.

oh and yes i pictured her face with nut, cause she's pretty good looking

thats funny. he has a problem...

[inline 6]

i have been caught a couple times. once i thought a girlfriend was asleep next to me, and as i am blowing a load into a sock she tells me not to throw it under the bed. i guess i had left quite a few under there already.

I lol'd

[Nash B.]

Don't EVER go in that guys house.

unless it's to bang her

[mstng86]

unless it's to bang her

Yea, but then you have to think about all the spunk you are going to be rolling around in and it sounds like no place is safe in that house.

[Cannon]

i have a friend who's married with two kids, he's always getting caught. he's wife says she always finds left over spunk on the floor, the table, sheets, or on the keyboard. once she said she had just washed her face and was getting a towel to dry up....well lets just say she had to rewash her face.

oh and yes i pictured her face with nut, cause she's pretty good looking

Table? WTF? Was he eating dinner and just had an undeniable urge?

[Cooter]

lol @ this thread

[Mike]

I'm rubbing one out right now.

Oh hai Coooooter

[caddyjack]

i have a friend who's married with two kids, he's always getting caught. he's wife says she always finds left over spunk on the floor, the table, sheets, or on the keyboard. once she said she had just washed her face and was getting a towel to dry up....well lets just say she had to rewash her face.

oh and yes i pictured her face with nut, cause she's pretty good looking

damn! finding a little might be funny but all over the house is a little much.

"daddy, whats this white gooey stuff on my backpack?"

[War Machine]

I slung it at them and ran. Too bad it was my 86 year old grandmother...

[Tyrone Biggums]

Once, by my mom. I thought I was alone in the house after school and she burst in the room and got scared,







































And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

[94form2000z]

Once, by my mom. I thought I was alone in the house after school and she burst in the room and got scared,
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

I chuckled.

I used to spue all over my ex's back and ass when she was sleepin.

[Frank]

One time in jrhs I was working on a school project and ran out of glue. It was too late to go to the store and I had to get it done.