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  • Ever Been Caught Rubbing One Out?

    so a few minutes ago i am sitting in front of my computer, watching youporn, packing my pud...i am doing it slowly, getting myself right to the point and then backing off...trying to create an enormous gusher...

    i suddenly hear my front door being unlocked and opened...

    me and my lotioned up hands and cock hop up and sprint to the shower.

    WHEW!!! that was close. my live-in girlfriend almost caught me red, err white, handed...


  • #2
    Lmao!

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    • #3
      Gross. But yes. Once by the ex, who promptly spit on it, then sat on it. And once by my wife, who promptly gobbled me up.

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      • #4
        why make a run for it? Just tell her she wasn't there and you were ready to go. Now finish what you started.

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        • #5
          lolZ

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          • #6
            Should have sprayed it on her!
            Originally posted by Da Prez
            Fuck dfwstangs!! If Jose ain't running it, I won't even bother going back to it, just my two cents!!
            Originally posted by VETTKLR


            Cliff Notes: I can beat the fuck out of a ZR1

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            • #7
              Wait a tick....I think the real story here is why you allowed your gf to have a key to your home.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
                Wait a tick....I think the real story here is why you allowed your gf to have a key to your home.
                Lmao I was just thinking this.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
                  Wait a tick....I think the real story here is why you allowed your gf to leave the kitchen.
                  Fixed.

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                  • #10
                    really hoping you just left your login on someone else's computer and they are pranking ya.
                    Murph

                    Lots of cars that nobody desires

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                    • #11
                      LOL, sounds like a sticky situation
                      Originally posted by Nash B.
                      Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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                      • #12
                        Lol

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Murph Tang View Post
                          really hoping you just left your login on someone else's computer and they are pranking ya.
                          nope. this is a true story...

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                          • #14
                            You should've just finished right where you were and when your gf asks what you're doing you should've just responded "getting making up for what you're slacking on".
                            Originally posted by Jester
                            Every time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
                            He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.
                            Originally posted by Denny
                            What the fuck ever, you fucking fragile faggot.
                            FORGTN SOLD1ER - xbox gamer

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                            • #15
                              Who cares if you get caught? Does she get mad or something?
                              See you later...

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