Ever Been Caught Rubbing One Out?

[TonyMCev]

so a few minutes ago i am sitting in front of my computer, watching youporn, packing my pud...i am doing it slowly, getting myself right to the point and then backing off...trying to create an enormous gusher...

i suddenly hear my front door being unlocked and opened...

me and my lotioned up hands and cock hop up and sprint to the shower.

WHEW!!! that was close. my live-in girlfriend almost caught me red, err white, handed...

[Cannon88]

Lmao!

[Ratt]

Gross. But yes. Once by the ex, who promptly spit on it, then sat on it. And once by my wife, who promptly gobbled me up.

[mstng86]

why make a run for it? Just tell her she wasn't there and you were ready to go. Now finish what you started.

[80coupe]

lolZ

[Juiced4v]

Should have sprayed it on her!

[mstng86]

Wait a tick....I think the real story here is why you allowed your gf to have a key to your home.

[papapepper]

Wait a tick....I think the real story here is why you allowed your gf to have a key to your home.

Lmao I was just thinking this.

[Mysticcobrakilla]

Wait a tick....I think the real story here is why you allowed your gf to leave the kitchen.

Fixed.

[Murph Tang]

really hoping you just left your login on someone else's computer and they are pranking ya.

[Wicked98Snake]

LOL, sounds like a sticky situation

[01-GATOR]

Lol

[TonyMCev]

really hoping you just left your login on someone else's computer and they are pranking ya.

nope. this is a true story...

[motoman]

You should've just finished right where you were and when your gf asks what you're doing you should've just responded "getting making up for what you're slacking on".

[ImayBblack]

Who cares if you get caught? Does she get mad or something?