Have you ever dated a stripper? you know the lady dancing around the pole!?

[scootro]

how'd that work out for ya?

[Rick Modena]

how'd that work out for ya?

Yes.

As usual, I started fucking a few of her friends at the club and then I got banned by management (Baby Dolls) because these crazy bitches were fighting each other when they found out about my misdeeds. I'd go up there my and my fuck bunny wasn't there working so her friends wanted some of the Cockasaurusmex, who am I to deny them the Cock'.
Though it was fun, but they all had daddy issues. I'll tell ya though, fucking strippers is awesome cause you see what you're going to get as far as their bodies go, no surprises like stretch marks, pancake size nipple areas, bullet holes, etc.

[Tx Redneck]

No, but two friends married one and one ended in divorce after a yr or so, the other after 19yrs and 4 kids. The latter must have been dippin in the water because he announced a new son and girl within months of the divorce. He's 43 and she's in her early 20's.

[scootro]

Yes.

As usual, I started fucking a few of her friends at the club and then I got banned by management (Baby Dolls) because these crazy bitches were fighting each other when they found out about my misdeeds. I'd go up there my and my fuck bunny wasn't there working so her friends wanted some of the Cockasaurusmex, who am I to deny them the Cock'.
Though it was fun, but they all had daddy issues. I'll tell ya though, fucking strippers is awesome cause you see what you're going to get as far as their bodies go, no surprises like stretch marks, pancake size nipple areas, bullet holes, etc.

oh man! daddy issues is a common thing almost a requirement to be a stripper. Almost all those girls have issues. You can't turn a stripper into a housewife.

[Sean88gt]

I wouldn’t say “dated” is accurate.

[scootro]

I wouldn?t say ?dated? is accurate.

so no repeat business, huh?

[bird_dog0347]

Yes, was fun, but man they are unreliable as fuck, on top of being crazy. Like Rick said the club was just the test drive, dragging them out of there was the fun part. Babydolls was the best about 20 years ago.