Honest Question

[Gasser64]

Yes, these would be safe, grade A worms. However, I doubt the power would be permanent. I mean, what kind of worms could make you fly forever after just one bowl? That’s absurd!

So it's like the pixie dust from peter pan, only instead of just sprinkling some dust on yourself, you gotta eat worms. Probably rather have the dust than the worms. In which case, yeah, I'd still do it. Just to get to experience flying. As long as I knew when it would wear off. Don't wanna fall outta the sky.

Nope, I'm not seeing how the ability to fly would have any positive effect on my life, so no sense in going through the unpleasantry of eating worms.

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It would. Just imagine, no more ladders or scaffolding needed ever again.

[Sean88gt]

Absolutely. Further, if one is unwilling to eat worms to fly, they can't be trusted.

[jluv]

So are the worms like the human equivalent of jet fuel? Like the more I eat the farther I can fly? How big is said bowl? Can I cook them first? Seasoning allowed?

It’s open for you to decide where you draw the line. What’s the largest volume of worms would you be willing to eat to fly for a day?

Must be eaten live, no cooking or seasoning. Rinsing is fine.

If the deal was a handful of worms for 24 hours of flight, I’d probably do it most days. If it were a large pot of worms, I might do it once, or on rare occasions, but not all the time.

if that were true i could cruse to town at mach3 . if a country kids tells you he never ate worms he's lying .

For this scenario, 100-ish mph would be the max. I mean, let’s be realistic!

Spiderman got bit one time.

Not by a worm, you knucklehead!

Nope, I'm not seeing how the ability to fly would have any positive effect on my life, so no sense in going through the unpleasantry of eating worms.

Utter nonsense.

So it's like the pixie dust from peter pan, only instead of just sprinkling some dust on yourself, you gotta eat worms. Probably rather have the dust than the worms. In which case, yeah, I'd still do it. Just to get to experience flying. As long as I knew when it would wear off. Don't wanna fall outta the sky.

Kinda like that. But what if the deal was that you had to eat a 5-gallon bucket of worms in 3 hours, but you’d get to fly for a month? A week? I might still do it once.

[jluv]

absolutely. Further, if one is unwilling to eat worms to fly, they can't be trusted.

Preach!!!

[DON SVO]

Nope, I'm not seeing how the ability to fly would have any positive effect on my life, so no sense in going through the unpleasantry of eating worms.

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Don’t be a fucking gash. Your woman is Russian, she should encourage you to participate in horrible ass death-magnet ideas.

[line-em-up]

That sounds like the crazy things the Japanese eat to make their dick hard. (I don't remember exactly, but remember being disgusted by it). I like sex, but c'mon. I'm not eating that kind of stuff.

[jluv]

That sounds like the crazy things the Japanese eat to make their dick hard. (I don't remember exactly, but remember being disgusted by it). I like sex, but c'mon. I'm not eating that kind of stuff.

/Whoosh!/ Fucking ground pounder! /Whoosh!/

[kingjason]

That sounds like the crazy things the Japanese eat to make their dick hard. (I don't remember exactly, but remember being disgusted by it). I like sex, but c'mon. I'm not eating that kind of stuff.

Antler dust?


OK. I have a related joke.

Guy goes fishing, isn't catching nothing, girl just down from him is catching lots of fish. This goes on for about an hour. Guy finally walks down and asks what the secret is. She grumbles and says something illegible. He says fine don't tell me. She finally opens her mouth and spits a bunch of live worms out and says you have to keep the bait warm!

[lincolnboy]

I don't see any African tribes flying. Even if you did eat them every day. It would take generations for the ability of flight. EVOLUTION. Just like the dinosaur becoming birds after millions of years.

[71chevellejohn]

That sounds like the crazy things the Japanese eat to make their dick hard. (I don't remember exactly, but remember being disgusted by it). I like sex, but c'mon. I'm not eating that kind of stuff.

Tiger Dicks?

[Gasser64]

Kinda like that. But what if the deal was that you had to eat a 5-gallon bucket of worms in 3 hours, but you’d get to fly for a month? A week? I might still do it once.

I don't think a 5 gallon bucket of worms would fit into a human stomach inside of 3 hours. You might have to extend that to something like 2 days if you really want it to be a 5 gallon bucket. Or lower the amount necessary to fly for a month. But yes if I got to fly for whole month, I'd probably eat a 5 gallon bucket of worms. But not inside a span of time that would kill me, that would of course be pointless.

So what's this analogous to? What are considering that seems horrible to you, but the gain is tremendous?

[jluv]

I don't think a 5 gallon bucket of worms would fit into a human stomach inside of 3 hours. You might have to extend that to something like 2 days if you really want it to be a 5 gallon bucket. Or lower the amount necessary to fly for a month. But yes if I got to fly for whole month, I'd probably eat a 5 gallon bucket of worms. But not inside a span of time that would kill me, that would of course be pointless.

So what's this analogous to? What are considering that seems horrible to you, but the gain is tremendous?

Fair enough on the timeframe for a bucket. No analogies. This is just about eating worms and flying.

[Craizie]

I'd eat worms every day to fly if it was exclusive to me. Now, I wouldn't do it if I still had to wait in "we ate worms and can fly traffic".

[Murph Tang]

Not sure the answer but whatever happens make sure video is rolling

[TX_92_Notch]

I would much rather have the ability to be invisible than to fly or pretty much any other super power.

Imagine the "fly on the wall" shit you could learn...