Parenting Rant

[TX_92_Notch]

Watched Child's Play when I was 5.

Fight me.

Considering my 9 YO daughter is now an expert on dismembering people, I'll send her to handle the lightweight.

[CexMashean]

Considering my 9 YO daughter is now an expert on dismembering people, I'll send her to handle the lightweight.

i'll take that bet, and even make it dealers choice of bounce house hulk gloves boxing, or bumper cars with air bags racing.

[Craizie]

Considering my 9 YO daughter is now an expert on dismembering people, I'll send her to handle the lightweight.

Make the fight take place in any place with height requirements and they won't even let Magnus in.

[Craizie]

1v1 me

Paper, rock, scissors. Sudden death. None of that two out of three bullshit.

I'll even tell you that I'm going to throw rock.

[TX_92_Notch]

Paper, rock, scissors. Sudden death. None of that two out of three bullshit.

I'll even tell you that I'm going to throw rock.

I don't want to admit how many times I looked at "1v1 me" and had no clue WTF he was saying.

And it's rock, paper, scissors.

[GeorgeG.]

Considering my 9 YO daughter is now an expert on dismembering people, I'll send her to handle the lightweight.

This made me lol.


Sorry to hear about your situation. I can't imagine having to deal with that.

[SS Junk]

Considering I am surrounded by Mormons in my hood, and even though we are Christian, we are the heathens on the block. I like that.

[AnthonyS]

You may want to plan a daddy daughter date night and take her to a favorite place. She may tell you things she won't share with mom. It’ll also give her my dad will take care of and protect me vibes. She might like that right now. I know my daughter loves daddy daughter times.

[Craizie]

I don't want to admit how many times I looked at "1v1 me" and had no clue WTF he was saying.

And it's rock, paper, scissors.

I'm pretty sure he wanted some fisticuffs, but for his children's sake, I reduced it to paper, rock, scissors.