shat just got real

[Denny]

That's just because ELVIS is really aggressive with the rub and tug

Get him rollin' on X and he's as gentle as a kitten.

[Snatch Napkin]

Get him rollin' on X and he's as gentle as a kitten.

As long as you don't yank the beads out too fast...

[fordracing19]

HELL NO!!


That sure as fuck ain't happening.

Bahahaha

[Sean88gt]

As long as you don't yank the beads out too fast...

I'll yank that cord like I'm starting a mower.

[Snatch Napkin]

I'll yank that cord like I'm starting a mower.

Ah... I see you happen to like what he does with those horns.

[centexchick]

Thankfully, I live with the biggest freak I know.

why yes, yes you do!!

[Leah]

No, and there are plenty of people here that can vouch for me being a recent addition.

Here, here! And we are soooo glad you came. [pun intended]

[tex]

why yes, yes you do!!

Wait, what? I need clarification, here.

[centexchick]

Wait, what? I need clarification, here.

she is dating/fing Love you muffrazr (Jen too!)

[mstng86]

she is dating/fing Love you muffrazr (Jen too!)

I think he wants to know how you know he is a freak.

[centexchick]

I think he wants to know how you know he is a freak.

hell, y'all all know Robert. He is what he is and proud of it. That's why you gotta love em.

[tex]

No, I took it to mean she lived w/ Centex, who she then called a freak, and my pants tightened.

[Treasure Chest]

I think he wants to know how you know he is a freak.

If you've ever been in the same room with him, it's obvious.

[centexchick]

No, I took it to mean she lived w/ Centex, who she then called a freak, and my pants tightened.

although it would be a riot to live with Jen and Robert...the distance between us is tooooooo great. Plus I don't know if my "freak" would appreciate it much.

[DaisyDoesDallas]

although it would be a riot to live with Jen and Robert...the distance between us is tooooooo great. Plus I don't know if my "freak" would appreciate it much.

maybe ya'll can do a "freak" swap, make a reality show out of it