Y'all ready for this? Captain Awesome told us yesterday his wife (of less than a year) told him she want's him out of the house by Monday. This is like his 6th or so divorce.
He's like 46 years old and was living with his elderly aunt before he got married and moved in with his wife. According to him, his aunt politely asked him not to move back in. He is now moving in with another aunt. He says its better because she's within bike riding distance of work in case something happens to his car.
In August our dealership I work for was sold. He hasn't worked here since. It's been wonderful not having him here. Though another co worker works with him at the dealership he moved to and occasionally shares stories with me.
for instance, all the girls in parts and service have blocked him on facebook because he kept friend requesting them, and one day he told the service cashier while hanging out at the front counter that and I quote "if you're going to be naughty I can come back there and pull your hair." which prompted the GM of that dealer to make a "no one is allowed to hang out at the cashier desk" rule.
He's also been overheard calling customers on the phone "babycakes" I'm shocked and amazed he still has a job.
also when he works weekends he ignores the phones and techs and according to them stays on tinder all day.
I'm glad to hear that dealerships are all still working the same, the parts guys are still banging cashiers, the service manager is having an affair with the warranty clerk, and the dispatcher may or may not be sleeping her way through the shop.
"If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford
I'm glad to hear that dealerships are all still working the same, the parts guys are still banging cashiers, the service manager is having an affair with the warranty clerk, and the dispatcher may or may not be sleeping her way through the shop.
Holy shit! Didn’t know you once worked at Buz Post too.
In August our dealership I work for was sold. He hasn't worked here since. It's been wonderful not having him here. Though another co worker works with him at the dealership he moved to and occasionally shares stories with me.
for instance, all the girls in parts and service have blocked him on facebook because he kept friend requesting them, and one day he told the service cashier while hanging out at the front counter that and I quote "if you're going to be naughty I can come back there and pull your hair." which prompted the GM of that dealer to make a "no one is allowed to hang out at the cashier desk" rule.
He's also been overheard calling customers on the phone "babycakes" I'm shocked and amazed he still has a job.
also when he works weekends he ignores the phones and techs and according to them stays on tinder all day.
Ahhhhh, thank you. I needed a smile today.
Everyone should print out this thread and hand it to their boss and be like "see, there are worse people out there"
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