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I work in a small office. There are four of us in a room with one door and no windows on the second floor. I call it the bat cave. Anyway, so we have this one guy who sits next to me but with his back to my side. I drew a diagram to help explain.
This no good SOB in his 40's on like his 4th or 5th marriage, refers to Hispanics as "damn foreigners" calls women "Sweetie, "baby", and "honey" on the phone, and eats all mother fucking day. I MEAN ALL DAY! But worse than all that, and worse than his Shawn Hannity style of republicanism, (read: doesn't know what to support or be against unless Hannity tells him) worse than him saying Bless me after sneezing, then whispering "thank you Jesus" under his breath... worse than all that This mother fucker eats while talking on the phone to customers! I'll remind you that he's eating all day. I'm not saying he will answer the phone with food in his mouth, I mean he does that too.. But he will answer the phone with food in his mouth, then take three four more bites while talking to the customers. He even does this on cold calls to new shops we don't do business with yet. seriously he's sitting there right now scraping a spoon in a Tupperware to get the last little bit of what ever he's eating this time. Oh by the way he got here at 8am, its 9:34 and this is the 3rd time he's eaten. It really makes me want to arm bar the shit out of him.
okay rant off.
This no good SOB in his 40's on like his 4th or 5th marriage, refers to Hispanics as "damn foreigners" calls women "Sweetie, "baby", and "honey" on the phone, and eats all mother fucking day. I MEAN ALL DAY! But worse than all that, and worse than his Shawn Hannity style of republicanism, (read: doesn't know what to support or be against unless Hannity tells him) worse than him saying Bless me after sneezing, then whispering "thank you Jesus" under his breath... worse than all that This mother fucker eats while talking on the phone to customers! I'll remind you that he's eating all day. I'm not saying he will answer the phone with food in his mouth, I mean he does that too.. But he will answer the phone with food in his mouth, then take three four more bites while talking to the customers. He even does this on cold calls to new shops we don't do business with yet. seriously he's sitting there right now scraping a spoon in a Tupperware to get the last little bit of what ever he's eating this time. Oh by the way he got here at 8am, its 9:34 and this is the 3rd time he's eaten. It really makes me want to arm bar the shit out of him.
okay rant off.
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