Jobs for a Felon

[CexMashean]

I take it that you've never actually met Magnus? He puts off a real strong "pound me in the ass" vibe.

But it's not free.

I've got bills, and habits, to pay for.

[Craizie]

But it's not free.

I've got bills, and habits, to pay for.

#metoo

[svauto-erotic855]

I take it that you've never actually met Magnus? He puts off a real strong "pound me in the ass" vibe.

Never met the man, I just pulled a conceived and leave on his mom and he resents the hell out of me for it.

But it's not free.

I've got bills, and habits, to pay for.

This is the funniest damn thing you've said in months. Keep em coming.

[bcoop]

This is when trump should step in and help those that have turned their lives around.

He is, but you’re not likely to catch it on the news. Look up the First Step Act.

[Sean88gt]

I think the board needs a new roofer.

[Gasser64]

I've always told people that when shit goes down I turn into a tornado of teeth and finger nails.

You can call me a faggot, but I'll be a faggot that won.

pffft against other faggots! LOL!

[BradM]

I think the board needs a new roofer.

I think the last guy blew his top.

[Ratt]

Since you did not address the wife beating can we all assume that you still beat her?

Nice straw man argument you got going on over there...

[Broncojohnny]

I've always told people that when shit goes down I turn into a tornado of teeth and finger nails.

You can call me a faggot, but I'll be a faggot that won.

My brother once bit part of a dude's eyebrow off in a bar in Ft. Worth. I thought it was awesome. I think about that guy all the time and wonder if he is still walking around with half an eyebrow.

[Gasser64]

My brother once bit part of a dude's eyebrow off in a bar in Ft. Worth. I thought it was awesome. I think about that guy all the time and wonder if he is still walking around with half an eyebrow.

My sister broke a beer bottle over some black dude's head, and it cut off his most of his ear. Funny thing is my wife is a nurse and she knew the nurse that stitched it back on. Said that the guy said "I can't believe that bitch cut my ear off."

That'll teach your ass ROFL!!

Whoops forgot the story. So my sister and her bf (Michael) at the time were driving into the parking lot of his apartment. Apparently some gaggle of morons was hanging out by the pool and drinking. They thought it would be funny to just randomly huck a beer bottle at Michael's truck as he was entering the parking lot. It bounced off the roof I guess. Of course he gets out and is like "WTF!?" and then the gaggle decides the 4 of them should beat up michael. My sister sees that there's little chance of him winning against the 4 dudes that are hitting him so she grabs the beer bottle (which I guess didn't go far) and smashes it over one of their heads. I guess at that point they decided to quit because the next day I saw michael and he had a black eye but other than that he didn't look too awful beat up.

Didn't really care to ask, I didn't really like michael. He was also an idiot, he smashed up her car once with his bare fists.

[Sean88gt]

I think the last guy blew his top.

Always was a few bundles short of a full roof.