Hypothetical questions for attorney

[TX_92_Notch]

They don't seem to work anyhow, they can still screw with you.

I'm more aware of this than I prefer!

I could buy a really shiny brand new Lamborghini for the $$$ my ex has and will cost me.

[TX_92_Notch]

I had an accidental discharge last night and it definitely ruined the moment.

You even have this problem when you're beating off? Poor guy...

[4EyedTurd]

Hell yeah, sure made the candles, wine and music a waste

[cool cat]

I've been in a Holiday Inn since yesterday, and won't check out until Monday morning. I can handle six questions.

[Gear_Jammer]

Don't we have a few here that could answer a few hypotheticals?

Give 'em to me! I'll see if I can answer.

Gear Jammer, but I don’t think he’s around anymore.

I'm around still...just not as much.

[svauto-erotic855]

I'm not a lawyer but I got into the 95th percentile on the LSAT so that makes me better than most and I think I drove past a Holiday Inn last week.

[TX_92_Notch]

I stayed in a La Quinta Inn for 5 hours this weekend. Does that count?

[svauto-erotic855]

I stayed in a La Quinta Inn for 5 hours this weekend. Does that count?

Sorry about the five hours, I thought the maid would find you sooner than that and untie you.

[kobuzz]

You know why divorces cost so much?

Because they are worth it?

[Tx Redneck]

Give 'em to me! I'll see if I can answer.



I'm around still...just not as much.

Ty sir, PM sent.

[Big A]

Ty sir, PM sent.

Oh hail no! You've gotta post up, and let us hy-pathetic-al lawyers chime in.

[Tx Redneck]

Oh hail no! You've gotta post up, and let us hy-pathetic-al lawyers chime in.

Tell ya twat, I'll let ya arm-chair lawyer the next one someone posts about. Deal?

[TX_92_Notch]

Sorry about the five hours, I thought the maid would find you sooner than that and untie you.

B minus. But solid effort.

Because they are worth it?

[John -- '02 HAWK]

Tell ya twat, I'll let ya arm-chair lawyer the next one someone posts about. Deal?

This is the internet all you had do is come is come up with a story SVO has already told.

Or ask about the ownership of certain cow skin rugs that you've acquired

[Tx Redneck]

This is the internet all you had do is come is come up with a story SVO has already told.

Or ask about the ownership of certain cow skin rugs that you've acquired

Sr SVO precedes himself, so there's nothing I could say that isn't already known.

That said, I had a cowskin rug, but when you have major microbial growth in your hvac, you have to leave that ish behind and hope the lawsuit provides reparations.