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Had a very exciting evening Friday night.
Wife wanted to go dancing so after work we headed out. We stopped off at a 7/11 on the way to grab some gas and RedBull. She pumped while I went inside to buy the drinks. As I was walking out a GMC truck started backing out of his spot, as I walked past I noticed he wasn’t slowing down and was headed right at my car. I ran up and started yelling at him to stop, then I started banging on his truck… No luck he slowly but surely put the left rear of his bumper through the right headlight of my wife’s 15GT. Then I heard the sound of him putting his truck in drive. I knew immediately shit had just gone from bad to worse, and he was going to run for it. This is where the story gets a little unbelievable, but I swear it’s true. I chased him down and idiotically stepped in front of his truck (still in the parking lot) He kept trying to steer around me as I shouted at him to stop and made pointless threatening gestures. That gave my 5ft tall wife the opportunity to pull his door open and go for the shifter and keys. She almost had them, but unfortunately he goosed it and she let go choosing not to be dragged by his truck.
Once he got his door shut he charged me and I had to jump to the side again. As he passed I gave it my best go at punching out the passenger window. I failed (harder to do than one would think) he exited the parking lot through the wrong way, and got out on to the road and got stuck at a red light. I did my best Mel Gibson Lethal weapon impersonation and sprinted after him. I caught him at the light and started with the “Get out of the car” stuff again. I was headed for his driver’s door when he punched it. He pushed his way through the traffic running over the back of a black mazda that was one of several cars trying to block him in. He then made the turn onto the frontage road and took off. In the end, I’ve got a busted $1300 headlight, a trashed front bumper cover, and a scratched hood. Kid in the Honda made out a lot worse than me, and the mother fucker in the truck got away. Anyone in Garland want to drive past a house and see if there’s a banged up 05 GMC parked outside? Any Garland cops on here? I’m wondering if the address I have for him is any good. Denton PD doesn’t seem interested in helping past writing a report.
Wife wanted to go dancing so after work we headed out. We stopped off at a 7/11 on the way to grab some gas and RedBull. She pumped while I went inside to buy the drinks. As I was walking out a GMC truck started backing out of his spot, as I walked past I noticed he wasn’t slowing down and was headed right at my car. I ran up and started yelling at him to stop, then I started banging on his truck… No luck he slowly but surely put the left rear of his bumper through the right headlight of my wife’s 15GT. Then I heard the sound of him putting his truck in drive. I knew immediately shit had just gone from bad to worse, and he was going to run for it. This is where the story gets a little unbelievable, but I swear it’s true. I chased him down and idiotically stepped in front of his truck (still in the parking lot) He kept trying to steer around me as I shouted at him to stop and made pointless threatening gestures. That gave my 5ft tall wife the opportunity to pull his door open and go for the shifter and keys. She almost had them, but unfortunately he goosed it and she let go choosing not to be dragged by his truck.
Once he got his door shut he charged me and I had to jump to the side again. As he passed I gave it my best go at punching out the passenger window. I failed (harder to do than one would think) he exited the parking lot through the wrong way, and got out on to the road and got stuck at a red light. I did my best Mel Gibson Lethal weapon impersonation and sprinted after him. I caught him at the light and started with the “Get out of the car” stuff again. I was headed for his driver’s door when he punched it. He pushed his way through the traffic running over the back of a black mazda that was one of several cars trying to block him in. He then made the turn onto the frontage road and took off. In the end, I’ve got a busted $1300 headlight, a trashed front bumper cover, and a scratched hood. Kid in the Honda made out a lot worse than me, and the mother fucker in the truck got away. Anyone in Garland want to drive past a house and see if there’s a banged up 05 GMC parked outside? Any Garland cops on here? I’m wondering if the address I have for him is any good. Denton PD doesn’t seem interested in helping past writing a report.
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