home alone..do you

[347Mike]

It just depends but I don't give it a lot of thought to be honestl. I don't hold off on my poops to time it right when no one is there so I can open the door.

[STRONGNUFF]

Closed, I dont want to smell that throughout the entire house, rather keep it in one room.

[V8tt]

I will leave it open if I am trying to catch a Skinamax flick so I can rub one out after poopin. Don't hate me for being resourceful.

[Trick Pony]

I have an odd split master bathroom without a door, so it doesn't matter who's home. But it kinda fits in to the whole propensity for nudity in this house.

Same here, no door on the poopoo.

[GSXRK5]

Door closed always.

[kingjason]

Have you people never watched Pulp Fiction??????

[mstng86]

Why do you care how Homealone poops???

i luled. It would be interesting to see his reaction when he reads the thread.

[01vnms4v]

I never close the door

[marcs95gt]

open.


Makes me think of what my Dad once said.

"True love is...When you can be taking a shit and your woman can come in a brush her teeth".

so true...lol

[mustangguy289]

I only close it if we have company. If it is just me and the wife.... I leave it open. She often yells for a courtesy flush..in which I yell back that not everything is out yet.

[MutherjuggZ]

I live with muffrazr.
Edit: keeping clothes on him is like keeping socks on a newborn.

LMGDAO!!!


At home I'm out numbered 3 sons to 1... so I close and LOCK the door even if I'm going in there to tweeze my eye brows. There's no such thing as privacy for me otherwise.

Now, for my 3 boys... all of them proudly leave the door WIDE open for that rotten gut busted scent to come rolling down the hall into the living room. (when it's just us 4 at home, never when friends or family are over)

They also "Crop dust" me ALL THE TIME, come hop in my bed on the weekends to wake me up via the good old "Dutch Oven", and have ninja farted in front of a fan turned to face me on a low setting, just enough to woft that fucking scent my direction. They're too god damn funny I tell ya! It stinks and sucks to be me when it happens, but I have no complaints since that is as bad as my children act right there.

[Snatch Napkin]

I hope everyone is picturing me dancing around naked now.



"I like to move it, move it."

[Treasure Chest]

I hope everyone is picturing me dancing around naked now.



"I like to move it, move it."

I'm surprised when I find out someone hasn't seen you dancing around naked.

You were dancing around naked within a hour of meeting my mother.

[D. Lil]

Open

[homealone]

Why do you care how Homealone poops???

i luled. It would be interesting to see his reaction when he reads the thread.

I was disappointed when I found out it wasn't about me.


But for the record, master bath, door open, guest bath, door closed.