Teen obsessed with human sacrifice dressed as clown to stab lover during sex

[juiceweezl]

This is why you always remember Rule #1...

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2018/05/02/teen-obsessed-with-human-sacrifice-dressed-as-clown-to-stab-lover-during-sex.html

Zoe Adams, 19, dressed in clown makeup and put a pillow over Kieran Bewick’s head “to make it kinkier.”

She then told Bewick — who was 17 at the time — to “trust me” before stabbing him in the chest, arm and thigh with a 10-inch blade, jurors heard.

[blandnuts]

Rule #1, don't fuck clowns? Those alien clowns in that old ass movie got me all hot and bothered. However, being stabbed is a sad face.

[Craizie]

Bitches be cray cray.

[cool cat]

The stabber became the stabee.

[Big A]

For those wondering if it was worth it, no.

[BLAKE]

Dang, massive blood loss is a major boner kill. Literally.

[Baron Von Crowder]

Redheads, mexicans and strippers.

[Trip McNeely]

Looks like a strung out young Pam Beasley from “The Office”

[orphan Shelby]

Never trust clowns,never....

[BradM]

He was 17, he probably would have still fucked her even if she told him what she was going to do.

[juiceweezl]

Rule #1, don't fuck clowns? Those alien clowns in that old ass movie got me all hot and bothered. However, being stabbed is a sad face.

Bitches be cray cray.

Clowns?? Nah. Rule #1 is never stick your dick in crazy. Just not worth it...

[svauto-erotic855]

Clowns?? Nah. Rule #1 is never stick your dick in crazy. Just not worth it...

Are you fucking kidding me? Crazy is the best thing to stick your dick into.

[Craizie]

Are you fucking kidding me? Crazy is the best thing to stick your dick into.

Crazy is fun to put your dick in, Craizie is not.

[Gasser64]

If she's "obsessed with human sacrifice" well do it to her then. She deserves execution anyway, and then the taxpayer wouldn't have to pay for her stay.

[svauto-erotic855]

Crazy is fun to put your dick in, Craizie is not.

Don't worry man, I am not a snitch.