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Originally posted by KBScobravert View PostSpeaking of shitty topics. Who remembers the photos from 2014 of the destroyed bathroom I posted?I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.
Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.
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Originally posted by Shaggin Wagon View PostI dont....I think everyone needs a reminder!
or don'tFuck you. We're going to Costco.
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I believe I have posted this before, probably on the old site.
Several years back I was working in a manufacturing environment and we had this corn fed homeboy live live north of Denton who was a machinist. This guy was probably 6’3 325+ but was just huge. Had hands the size of baseball mits. Always came in in overalls. Well one day I was over talking to One of the machinist when I noticed he walked into the bathroom. A few minutes later he comes out with an odd grin on his face and walk straight to his toolbox. I saw him reach in the toebox and grab a very large straight edge screwdriver started walking back towards the bathroom. At this point I had enough curiosity to go up and ask him what the fuck are you doing? He said come here you got to see this.
What I witnessed was this man had just launched a Los Angeles class butt sub the size of a baby arm. I asked him what he was going to do with a screwdriver and he said he was going to hack it to death in order to get it small enough to flush.
I told him he needed a bigger screwdriver!
David
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