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Originally posted by Broncojohnny View PostSteal copper, get shot in the face, seems fair enough..."It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."
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lol, thats my hom town. And definitely meth addicts.You remember the stories John use to tell us about the the three chinamen playing Fantan? This guy runs up to them and says, "Hey, the world's coming to an end!" and the first one says, "Well, I best go to the mission and pray," and the second one says, "Well, hell, I'm gonna go and buy me a case of Mezcal and six whores," and the third one says "Well, I'm gonna finish the game." I shall finish the game, Doc.
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Originally posted by 8mpg View PostIf anyone ever shoots someone...fuck CPR.
One time, a guy robs him, leaves the store, and the owner shoots the guy in the back. The owner calls the police. The dispatcher says "is anyone shot? Do you need an amberlamps?"
The owner, looking down at the dying robber says "No"
The police arrive, and see a now dead guy. Cop says, "I thought you said you didnt need an amberlamps"
"She asked about me, not him. I'm fine"DE OPPRESSO LIBER
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Originally posted by HarrisonTX View PostMy dad tells a story that can relate to that. He knew a liquor store owner who had been robbed several times. The owner had shot like 7 people total.
One time, a guy robs him, leaves the store, and the owner shoots the guy in the back. The owner calls the police. The dispatcher says "is anyone shot? Do you need an amberlamps?"
The owner, looking down at the dying robber says "No"
The police arrive, and see a now dead guy. Cop says, "I thought you said you didnt need an amberlamps"
"She asked about me, not him. I'm fine"70' Chevelle RagTop
(Forever Under Construction)
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”- Thomas A Edison
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Originally posted by Rreemo View PostMy grand dad was a tough old bird like that....he owned and ran a liquor store down near Inwood and I35 for about 40 years. He had some serious stories to tell...ball-blasted a few area natives over the years with a sawed off 12-gauge that was strategically placed just under the counter...cocked and aimed through to the otherside of the register and about perfectly at crotch-height. (a gun that I also inherited when he died).DE OPPRESSO LIBER
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