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The voice is a bit different but the breath is the same.Originally posted by Marisa -
We used to have the same issue, I went to HD and bought a can of Bengal roach spray, haven’t had a issue since
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There's no room in the future for people who don't eat ass.Originally posted by Shaggin Wagon View PostComment
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til you get a case of double barrel pink eye.Comment
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I've been eatin' ass for years. The only time I've ever had pink eye was was before my ass eatin' years. I'm telling you, lick a woman from her asshole to her clit and she'll never stop coming back. ( until she realizes you were in fact serious when you said you weren't going to date her ). Then they stop.Comment
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You must have read the Dr. Seuss book with the beetle battle.Originally posted by Shaggin Wagon View Post
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I was in my late teens and managed to pick up an older woman who after I fucked her all night asked me to lick her ass after I asked her if there was anything else she wanted before I left. I seriously thought she was joking.Originally posted by Craizie View PostMagnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.Comment
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Salt barrier on the door thresholds FTW!Comment
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slap some cellophane on that ass and kill it .Comment
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"You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating Fruit Loops on your front porch"Comment
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Good rule of thumb is, if you get up near that ass and find doodlebugs, pour some salt on it!Originally posted by Shaggin Wagon View PostComment
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This website makes me happy.Comment
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