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  • Anyone ever battle doodle bugs?

    Man we are getting them bad in the house.... my wife is sweeping / vacuuming up 50 or so a day from the kitchen, dining room, living room by the windows / baseboards...

    Any household remedies for them? My wife has become quite educated on the the history of the species, their peculiar habits, but we need to know how to kill 'em!

    Exterminator I guess, but I don't like getting involved with them.....

  • #2
    Have a kid, they'll eat those fuckers right up.

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    • #3
      I don't know why, but when I read the title before I clicked, I had and image of doodle bugs in a ring fighting it out. I merely clicked just to see how that could be done. Much disappoint.

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      • #4
        You might be on to something... I could paint tiny numbers on their backs and race them, or divide them into battalions and make them fight it out....

        I am thinking of training my dog to just lick them up as he makes his rounds through the house.

        Putting a drop of chicken broth on a few of them would be all it takes.

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        • #5
          You have a gap in a door they can get through. Seal it up and you won't have them.
          ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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          • #6
            Originally posted by 93LXHORSE View Post
            You might be on to something... I could paint tiny numbers on their backs and race them, or divide them into battalions and make them fight it out....

            I am thinking of training my dog to just lick them up as he makes his rounds through the house.

            Putting a drop of chicken broth on a few of them would be all it takes.
            We used to pit grasshoppers together. Those things were vicious.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Shaggin Wagon View Post
              I don't know why, but when I read the title before I clicked, I had and image of doodle bugs in a ring fighting it out. I merely clicked just to see how that could be done. Much disappoint.
              X2
              Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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              • #8
                Did you know they have blue blood, and that they breathe through their anus? My wife's research revealed those very interesting facts....

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by 93LXHORSE View Post
                  Did you know they have blue blood, and that they breathe through their anus? My wife's research revealed those very interesting facts....
                  Are you sure she hasn't gotten into those car losing pills?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by BradM View Post
                    Are you sure she hasn't gotten into those car losing pills?
                    LOL... no those were sworn off as being a bad idea and those aren't allowed in the house anymore.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by 93LXHORSE View Post
                      Did you know they have blue blood, and that they breathe through their anus? My wife's research revealed those very interesting facts....
                      I can only exhale through my anus.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Shaggin Wagon View Post
                        I can only exhale through my anus.
                        You can speak, too...

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                        • #13
                          I say paint numbers and race them.

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                          • #14
                            Subscribed for bug fight night.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Craizie View Post
                              You can speak, too...
                              Like shit I do....

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