Yahoo crazy story of the day. Hide your donkeys!

[svauto-erotic855]

Now, Soap. Is it you guys can't pull human pussy, or were you just always attracted to a particular farm animal?

There are some really fine assed sheep out there, I hear.....

[Craizie]

Little bit of both.

Step 1 in Craizie's house of pimpin: Don't be creepy. Make them laugh, with non-rapey underlying tones... unless they are into that shit. But lets just keep that in the "dont do" column until I feel you are ready to progress.