I can't say I hate my mailman because it's a different person almost every day but I do hate my Saturday mailman. This sumbitch right here doesn't even try to get the mail to the correct address. Today I get my mail and eight more letters from three different addresses.
THREE DIFFERENT ADDRESSES!!!!!!! COUNT 'EM 1...2...3...THREE DIFFERENT ADDRESSES
THREE DIFFERENT ADDRESSES!!!!!!! COUNT 'EM 1...2...3...THREE DIFFERENT ADDRESSES
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