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    After years of murders, kidnappings, and heists, the lawless sea near the horn of Africa seems to be getting worse. A Dubai firm is capitalizing on these pirate infested waters with a strange new form of pirate tourism. The tour company, Dubai based Seahunters LLC, sells both 7 and 14 day cruises embarking from Salalah, Oman and Abu Dhabi, UAE. Unlike the quintessential cruise, the cruisers do not board in hopes of devouring mid-morning nacho buffets or snorkeling with dolphins. These cruisers board in hopes of embarking on a hunting trip with the most taboo of target – humans. Like any proper cruise, you can choose a type of stateroom with offers ranging from ...


    After years of murders, kidnappings, and heists, the lawless sea near the horn of Africa seems to be getting worse. A Dubai firm is capitalizing on these pirate infested waters with a strange new form of pirate tourism. The tour company, Dubai based Seahunters LLC, sells both 7 and 14 day cruises embarking from Salalah, Oman and Abu Dhabi, UAE. Unlike the quintessential cruise, the cruisers do not board in hopes of devouring mid-morning nacho buffets or snorkeling with dolphins. These cruisers board in hopes of embarking on a hunting trip with the most taboo of target – humans.

    Like any proper cruise, you can choose a type of stateroom with offers ranging from the humble sounding “standard inside” to the opulent “Hemingway suite.” The similarities to any other cruise end abruptly when you begin assembling your personal armory. With offerings such as the predictably yielding “bazooka package” and a “mercenary madness” kit, you can personalize your weapons cache almost endlessly. The “mercenary madness” package includes rental of a M107 .50 caliber sniper rifle, an AR 15 assault rifle, and an 18kt gold plated Desert Eagle pistol. Bow and arrows are also available for purists. Flamethrowers can be rented as well, though require a 3 day licensing course prior to departure.Ports of call include the otherworldly Socotra island known for its Dragon’s Blood trees, and Mogadishu – the most dangerous city on the planet.

    With only 17 rooms, the pearl white yacht is sized to attract attention from opportunistic pirates while spending days drifting aimlessly through the Gulf of Aden. Seahunters does not guarantee that pirates will attempt to board the boat, but in the event that they do, the cruisers are free to defend themselves with their weapons. What this defense entails has been the target of several human rights organizations. Decrying this bizarre form of freelance privateering, many groups feel that baiting the pirates into the line of fire is an extreme example of human insensitivity and a case of morbid exploitation. Seahunters maintains that their program will provide substantial positive externalities such as safer waters due to a fearful pirate population.

    A typical seven night cruise itinerary
    Day 1 – Flight to Salalah Airport from Dubai, welcome dinner and concert
    Day 2 – Boat departs
    Day 3 – At sea
    Day 4 – Mogadishu tank tour
    Day 5 – At sea
    Day 6 – The “Splendor of Socotra” tour on Socotra Island
    Day 7 – At sea
    Day 8 – Return to Salalah
    I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

  • #2
    2011 called and wants it news back.

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    • #3
      that sounds pretty awesome!

      god bless.
      It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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      • #4
        Well, I'm in...
        Originally posted by Silverback
        Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by GE View Post
          2011 called and wants it news back.
          Also

          Dubai tour company offers pirate hunting cruises off horn of Africa
          by Justin Delaney on Apr 1, 2011
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          • #6
            Dammit. Well then, who is up for a new enterprise?
            I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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            • #7
              Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
              that sounds pretty awesome!

              god bless.
              Originally posted by Rick Modena View Post
              Well, I'm in...
              I mean, as a group we've got the firepower...What it would cost to rent something for a week or two? LOL
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Forever_frost View Post
                Dammit. Well then, who is up for a new enterprise?
                I'm not sure about starting a business but sounds like a killer G2G.
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                • #9
                  Pirate 1: That's strange... (Looking through binoculars)
                  Pirate 2: What is it?
                  Pirate 1: There's a big banner on the side of the boat that says "DFWMustangs.net Range Day"
                  Pirate 2: They must be rich internet investors... Let's Go!
                  Last edited by Gargamel; 07-12-2017, 04:05 PM.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Gargamel View Post
                    Pirate 1: That's strange... (Looking through binoculars)
                    Pirate 2: What is it?
                    Pirate 1: There's a big banner on the side of the boat that says "DFWMustangs.net Range Day"
                    Pirate 2: They must be rich internet investors... Let's Go!
                    And right under that another banner we can unroll that says "you picked the wrong fucking boat!"
                    sigpic18 F150 Supercrew - daily
                    17 F150 Supercrew - totaled Dec 12, 2018
                    13 DIB Premium GT, M6, Track Pack, Glass Roof, Nav, Recaros - Sold
                    86 SVO - Sold
                    '03 F150 Supercrew - Sold
                    01 TJ - new toy - Sold
                    65 F100 (460 + C6) - Sold

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                    • #11
                      I say we paint it in GreenPeace colors...just to be sporting
                      I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Chas_svo View Post
                        And right under that another banner we can unroll that says "you picked the wrong fucking boat!"
                        Fuck that, let them find out for themselves.

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                        • #13
                          Ship's name?

                          SS About 9
                          Originally posted by racrguy
                          What's your beef with NPR, because their listeners are typically more informed than others?
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Mysticcobrakilla View Post
                            Fuck that, let them find out for themselves.
                            I was thinking of unfurling(sp?) after they "found out".

                            Originally posted by Broncojohnny View Post
                            Ship's name?

                            SS About 9
                            Nice!
                            sigpic18 F150 Supercrew - daily
                            17 F150 Supercrew - totaled Dec 12, 2018
                            13 DIB Premium GT, M6, Track Pack, Glass Roof, Nav, Recaros - Sold
                            86 SVO - Sold
                            '03 F150 Supercrew - Sold
                            01 TJ - new toy - Sold
                            65 F100 (460 + C6) - Sold

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                            • #15
                              Fuck. All this time. I literally just flew out of Dubai last night. But I'll be back next month.

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                              Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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