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That stuff works great. I was riding my motorcycle doing about 55mph when a wasp flew up my shorts and stung the shit out of me. I went to cvs and they showed me this. Instant relief. It's an analgesic though, so I got some funny looks when I used it in the parking lot. -
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I dare you to try that. Noxema would not hurt as bad.Originally posted by Craizie View PostMagnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.Comment
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I'll do it, man. I'm Craizie!Originally posted by svauto-erotic855 View Post
On a side note: Did you know that if only Africa had mosquito nets we could prevent millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids.
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Large fakers, oh wait, wrong "Mosquito Bites"1965 Ford Falcon Pro-Touring Project
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Oh, very sure!Originally posted by Craizie View Post
That's no lie!Originally posted by svauto-erotic855 View Post
I first learned about using Tiger Balm in Thailand. I Got lit up with probably 50 bites one night, and one of the locals recommended it. Worked like a champ, and I still use it to this day. Only downside is that you can smell it a mile away on the breeze."It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."Comment
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I was making an obscure movie reference to "The new guy".Originally posted by helosailor View Post
My bad.Comment
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HIV is not a mosquito born virus. I believe you are thinking of malaria.Originally posted by Craizie View Post
I say fuck them, god wants the people to die and the mosquitoes to die or he would not have infested their lands with sickness.Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.Comment
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It was a Jimmy Carr joke. He cared more about that mosquitoes getting aids from the people than anything else.Originally posted by svauto-erotic855 View PostComment
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Documented evidence that SVO's head isn't so big that a joke can't fly over it.Originally posted by Craizie View Post
Lol, sorry man, had to.Comment
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The mosquitos are insanely bad here in the mountains this year. As bad as I've ever seen them here or in TX, and I got West Nile from the little bastards back in TX the summer of 2012. They'll swarm around you here in huge clouds that remind me of those clouds of gnats back in TX that just follow you around. These fuckers seem to go for my eyeballs, ears, nostrils, etc. I get bites all over through my clothes. Off helps for 15-20 minutes, at best.Originally posted by Sgt Beavis View Post
Ticks are horrible this year, too. Kids and dogs getting paralyzed from them all up in the news. Even people visiting CO, going home, and then getting all fucked up from ticks they got here.
This state still rocks, but the mosquitos and ticks are no joke.Comment
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Oh, and I'm at 9,000 feet. The altitude and extreme winters don't do shit. We had several weeks of freezing temps in a row. Several days below zero. The bugs come right back when the snow melts.Comment
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Or it could be evidence of my extremely dry sense of humor inherited from my British grandmother that forces me to respond to an absurdity with another absurdity.Originally posted by BLAKE View Post
Don't worry about it; no insult was taken.Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.Comment
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Fuck!Originally posted by jluv View Post
Thanks for the heads up, I can go ahead and scratch off CO as our retirement State. Fuck that noise, I can't stand mosquitoes much less ticks.
When we were there for vacation in early June, we were there for a week and I don't think i got a single bite and I was all over that State...Originally posted by SilverbackComment
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