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  • Shit must happen in 3s

    First my pipes busrting & trashing my place

    Second my dog has the police called on him & almost gets shot & I go to jail over 3 unpaid traffic tickets when the cops ask for my ID. Cost me $1100 to get out

    Third Im scared to find out But I think I have a good idea

    What have I learned. I could have avoided most of these problems
    GOD BLESS TEXAS
    August Landscaping
    214-779-7278
    Seb's high class.
    He'll mow your grass.
    He'll kick your ass.
    And while his kidney stones pass,
    He'll piss in a glass!

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    Pay your tickets Seb, self inflicted man. Probly cost you twice more then it should.....
    Doing enough racing for 99% of the board!

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    • #3
      Whenever a freeze warning is in effect. You need to let your pipes drip to hopefully help to prevent your first problem. Secondly, 3 unpaid tickets that resulted in a FTA warrant(s) is pretty irresponsible for a guy your age. Just saying.........

      Good luck.

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      • #4
        So, when is she due?

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        • #5
          Gotta watch those "surcharges" on the tickets.

          x2 on due date.... LMAO!!!!

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          • #6
            Who da momma?

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            • #7
              Back to Lewis Derrick?

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              • #8
                Is it yours?

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                • #9
                  Should have fucked her in the ass...

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                  • #10
                    Keep your head up, things are bound to get better.

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                    • #11
                      No suck thing as bad luck or bad shit happens in three's, all these problems could have been averted. I would have to say that irresponsibilty on your part in all three instances.

                      Freeze warning, take care of your house, apartment, etc.
                      Dog getting loose, tie his ass up (correctly) or make sure his backyard is secure.
                      Pay your tickets, they double the fines for FTA and they ALWAYS get their money.
                      Wear a condom, cavemen don't need to multiply, you're fucking up the gene pool.
                      Originally posted by Silverback
                      Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Rick Modena View Post
                        No suck thing as bad luck or bad shit happens in three's, all these problems could have been averted. I would have to say that irresponsibilty on your part in all three instances.

                        Freeze warning, take care of your house, apartment, etc.
                        Dog getting loose, tie his ass up (correctly) or make sure his backyard is secure.
                        Pay your tickets, they double the fines for FTA and they ALWAYS get their money.
                        Wear a condom, cavemen don't need to multiply, you're fucking up the gene pool.
                        LMAO, you crack me up H. If I made that post, all the haters would be in an uproar. lol. But you make very, valid points sir.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Rick Modena View Post
                          No suck thing as bad luck or bad shit happens in three's, all these problems could have been averted. I would have to say that irresponsibilty on your part in all three instances.

                          Freeze warning, take care of your house, apartment, etc.
                          Dog getting loose, tie his ass up (correctly) or make sure his backyard is secure.
                          Pay your tickets, they double the fines for FTA and they ALWAYS get their money.
                          Wear a condom, cavemen don't need to multiply, you're fucking up the gene pool.
                          Yeah the pipes busting was rotton luck Dipshit! I did have my water dripping. Its a RV. What I should have done Mr Know It All is just turned the water off at the meter!

                          The tickets you are dead to the right there. But none the less it blows!

                          I dont have anyone knocked up. It would be a crime for me not to reproduce, These good looks need to be passed. Maybe I can knock your wife up! Im sure she needs to get fucked right!
                          GOD BLESS TEXAS
                          August Landscaping
                          214-779-7278
                          Seb's high class.
                          He'll mow your grass.
                          He'll kick your ass.
                          And while his kidney stones pass,
                          He'll piss in a glass!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by SEB View Post
                            First my pipes busrting & trashing my place

                            Second my dog has the police called on him & almost gets shot & I go to jail over 3 unpaid traffic tickets when the cops ask for my ID. Cost me $1100 to get out

                            Third Im scared to find out But I think I have a good idea

                            What have I learned. I could have avoided most of these problems
                            You can't avoid pipes freezing ...

                            Everything else... yep, probably could've been avoided, but you're SEB. Nothing is learned easily for you JK

                            Don't beat yourself up... you know how much shit you stirred before you decided to cut the shit out, so now it's simply letting the karma roll through... pay your dues (monetarily and otherwise) then move forward.

                            Don't deviate off your walk on the straight line and you'll come out cleaner than a shiney new quarter on the other side!
                            Originally posted by Vertnut
                            I'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Steve View Post
                              LMAO, you crack me up H. If I made that post, all the haters would be in an uproar. lol. But you make very, valid points sir.
                              It's because you arm-bar'd him
                              Originally posted by Vertnut
                              I'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!

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