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Originally posted by talisman View Post"Gindow. You'll like what you see."
Maybe a poem would convince me of the other spellings superiority.
Do you feel like a Chilean miner?
Would you no longer ponder "what's that over yonder?",
If you could see it all from your recliner?
Do not squint anymore. Do not open the door.
Never settle for just a plain window.
Why just be compliant, when you can go giant?
Be the first on your block with a Jindo!
Giant window - Jindo for short.
Crystal clear, but strong as a fort.
When your room is too dark, and you want to go bigger
Pony up for a Jindo, don't be a cheap... cracker!
French doors are for pussies.
Bay windows are lame.
Skylights are ugly;
They all look the same.
If you love the outdoors, but your backyard has fleas,
All you need is a Jindo to make your life a breeze.
Want to tell all your neighbors they can kiss your black ass?
You'll need four-thousand square feet of bulletproof glass.
Do you live on the beach? Are tsunamis a threat?
Relax! With a Jindo, you won't even get wet.
Now you'll see zombies coming from a mile and a half.
And when they try to get in, you can just point and laugh.
So, to spruce up your interior AND your exterior,
Just purchase a Jindo. It's clearly superior.
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Originally posted by jluv View PostAre your windows too small? Are they dwarfed by your wall?
Do you feel like a Chilean miner?
Would you no longer ponder "what's that over yonder?",
If you could see it all from your recliner?
Do not squint anymore. Do not open the door.
Never settle for just a plain window.
Why just be compliant, when you can go giant?
Be the first on your block with a Jindo!
Giant window - Jindo for short.
Crystal clear, but strong as a fort.
When your room is too dark, and you want to go bigger
Pony up for a Jindo, don't be a cheap... cracker!
French doors are for pussies.
Bay windows are lame.
Skylights are ugly;
They all look the same.
If you love the outdoors, but your backyard has fleas,
All you need is a Jindo to make your life a breeze.
Want to tell all your neighbors they can kiss your black ass?
You'll need four-thousand square feet of bulletproof glass.
Do you live on the beach? Are tsunamis a threat?
Relax! With a Jindo, you won't even get wet.
Now you'll see zombies coming from a mile and a half.
And when they try to get in, you can just point and laugh.
So, to spruce up your interior AND your exterior,
Just purchase a Jindo. It's clearly superior.Token Split Tail
Originally posted by slow99Lmao...my favorite female poster strikes again.Originally posted by Pokulski-BlatzYou are a moron .... you were fucking with the most powerful vagina on DFW(MU)stangs.
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