This is it.

[Ratt]

Fucking greatness!

Agreed.

[Leah]

Are your windows too small? Are they dwarfed by your wall?
Do you feel like a Chilean miner?
Would you no longer ponder "what's that over yonder?",
If you could see it all from your recliner?

Do not squint anymore. Do not open the door.
Never settle for just a plain window.
Why just be compliant, when you can go giant?
Be the first on your block with a Jindo!

Giant window - Jindo for short.
Crystal clear, but strong as a fort.
When your room is too dark, and you want to go bigger
Pony up for a Jindo, don't be a cheap... cracker!

French doors are for pussies.
Bay windows are lame.
Skylights are ugly;
They all look the same.

If you love the outdoors, but your backyard has fleas,
All you need is a Jindo to make your life a breeze.

Want to tell all your neighbors they can kiss your black ass?
You'll need four-thousand square feet of bulletproof glass.

Do you live on the beach? Are tsunamis a threat?
Relax! With a Jindo, you won't even get wet.

Now you'll see zombies coming from a mile and a half.
And when they try to get in, you can just point and laugh.

So, to spruce up your interior AND your exterior,
Just purchase a Jindo. It's clearly superior.

Fucking greatness!

[BLAKE]

Those people can speak now or forever hold their peace. No one is ever going to get an open invite like this again.

Fuck off you bitter old bastard!

this is fun!

Edit: Jared does it again! LMAO

[Fern]

i fucking love dannys random friday quotes everywhere

Jindo?

Smell more like Outdo.

/dies

oh and congrats, man!

[46Tbird]

Jindo?

Smell more like Outdo.

You've convinced me. Jindo it is. When are we going to open up our store?

[jluv]

"Gindow. You'll like what you see."

Maybe a poem would convince me of the other spellings superiority.

Are your windows too small? Are they dwarfed by your wall?
Do you feel like a Chilean miner?
Would you no longer ponder "what's that over yonder?",
If you could see it all from your recliner?

Do not squint anymore. Do not open the door.
Never settle for just a plain window.
Why just be compliant, when you can go giant?
Be the first on your block with a Jindo!

Giant window - Jindo for short.
Crystal clear, but strong as a fort.
When your room is too dark, and you want to go bigger
Pony up for a Jindo, don't be a cheap... cracker!

French doors are for pussies.
Bay windows are lame.
Skylights are ugly;
They all look the same.

If you love the outdoors, but your backyard has fleas,
All you need is a Jindo to make your life a breeze.

Want to tell all your neighbors they can kiss your black ass?
You'll need four-thousand square feet of bulletproof glass.

Do you live on the beach? Are tsunamis a threat?
Relax! With a Jindo, you won't even get wet.

Now you'll see zombies coming from a mile and a half.
And when they try to get in, you can just point and laugh.

So, to spruce up your interior AND your exterior,
Just purchase a Jindo. It's clearly superior.

[Mike]

3 weeks, tops.

I'll take the under for $5

[lowthreeohz]

3 weeks, tops.

But it keeps it fun. And fun sells.

"Jindo. Clearly Superior."

"Gindow. You'll like what you see."

Maybe a poem would convince me of the other spellings superiority.

[jluv]

You make a valid point, but it completely ruins the aesthetics of the word combo.

But it keeps it fun. And fun sells.

"Jindo. Clearly Superior."

No one will pronounce that correctly. All of the jinstallers will be confused if you email them for a quote.

You make a valid point, but it completely ruins the aesthetics of the word combo.

[jluv]

It's Gindow, BITCH!

No one will pronounce that correctly. All of the jinstallers will be confused if you email them for a quote.

Fuck yo Jindo!

It's Gindow, BITCH!

[jluv]

Those people can speak now or forever hold their peace. No one is ever going to get an open invite like this again.

Fuck yo Jindo!